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OO2. 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘖𝘔 𝘚𝘞𝘏𝘚

edit: disclaimer I'm in HK where you're allowed to go out etc etc. if your country has imposed a lockdown ban wherein you can't go out please don't my spirit will Hunt you down to shower you with the shame of your ancestors. uwu.

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THEYRE SUCH A JOKE BAHAHAHHA

ok ok so storytime

It's Mother's Day right? So we're at dinner (the air con was so cold my fingers had frozen too much to tap quickly) and my mum was sad bc we passed a flower shop on our way and my dad didn't get her flowers.

So he goes to the bathroom to like, shxt or smth.

and he takes ages so my mum, bless her romantic butt is like '!!! he must be getting flowers right!! otherwise why would he be taking so long?"

and I was like 'diarrhoea my dude' and she was like 'wE ARE AT THE DINNER TABLE' so I said 'your husband may be experiencing diarrhoea ma'am' and she was like 'nO'

so we wait and you can see her go 'uwu? UwU???' And then. The guy himself arrives after spending like 20+ minutes away.

does he have flowers with him?

no. nada. nyet.

he was in the phone with his co worker who was chatting abt bojo for deadass half on hour I-

and yALL YOU COULD SEE HER DEFLATE AND OMG SHE LOWKEY TEARED UP.

AND I LAUGH-CRIED FOR 10 MINS STRAIGHT PRAY FOR ME I NEARKY DIED MY RIBS HURT SO BAD

and she was like 'iM NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE' and he was like 'wait why' and ahdjajajsska

this family is such a joke like they seem so cute here I assure you they're demons but it's Mother's Day so imma be nice to the poor dears.

(and then when he picked us up post-running to get the car he'd driven to a mall really really faraway to buy 10 red roses bc the shop near us which we passed had already closed uwu )

a sitcom.

uwu i hope you all had ok days and if you didn't I'm always happy to lend a patient ear, I'm sending anyone and everyone who bothered to read this far lots of luck and love mwah mwah mwah

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