I just wanted an autograph {Davekat/BandAU}

Welcome to the house

Dave Strider

Karkitten fell asleep. 5 minutes into the drive he passed out. He's so adorable, I don't wanna disturb him. Okay maybe I should wake him. I poke his cheek. So cute.

"Karkles. Time to wake up sleepy head." I poke him again. He doesn't move. I blast music. Nothing. Wow he's a heavy sleeper. I don't wanna kiss him on the lips because I ate chocolate... forehead it is. Not only will he wake up. But I get to kiss him. I lean over and plant a kiss on his forehead. When I lean back in my seat his eyes begin to flutter open.

"Welcome to consciousness Karkitten." I smirk. He punches me on the shoulder. 

"ARE WE HERE?" He asks.

"Yep." I say pointing out the window. He blinks multiple times.

"THAT'S YOUR HOUSE?! IT'S HUGE. YOU OWN A FUCKING MANSION."

"Wanna go inside?" I open my car door. 

"YES." Karkat opens his car door and we walk into my house. Holy shit he gained a lot of energy after his nap.

"YOUR. HOUSE. IS. FUCKING. GIGANTIC." Karkat runs through the rooms. 

"Wanna play some video games?" I ask. Karkat pauses. Smiles devilishly.

"IF YOU CAN CATCH ME FIRST ASSHOLE!!!" Karkat sprints up the stairs. Wow he's fast. But not fast enough for me.

"Bring it on." I run upstairs. It's quiet. He must have hid. I narrow my eyes and adjust my shades. Oh this is easy. 

"Karkles get off the fridg-." I start. He blows flour on my face and runs off.

"Game on kitkat... game on." I wipe my face off and clean my shades. 

I have chased Karkat around my house for about 2 hours. Neither of us are tired.

"Vantas. We gotta eat lunch. Where are you?"  We also learned a bit about each other in the process. Silence. Not giving up huh. The only place I haven't checked is my room. As I grip the door knob I hear rustling around. I slowly open the door and close it behind me. The closet door moves lightly. Great. There's weapons in there.

"Karkles get out of my closet." My heart beat quickens.

"NO." He says.

"You're cornered. Giving up is the only option." I chuckle and stand outside my closet.

"NEVER!!!!" 

"I have a surprise for you if you come out." I lie.

"WHAT IS IT?" Karkat's tone switches.

"It wouldn't be a surprise if you knew." I joke and place my hands behind my back. He pokes his head out and looks around before locking his eyes on me.

"Come on out." Karkat slowly exits the closet. Closing it behind him.

"Pffft. Congratulations you're gay." I say.

"EXCUSE ME SIR I ALREADY KNOW THAT." He strikes a pose and laughs. I think I'm in love with this dork. He's so fun to be around when he opens up. 

"C'mon Kitkat. Lets get lunch." I wave him out of my room.

"WHAT ABOUT MY SURPRISE?!" He places his hands on his hips.

"Surprise! Free lunch made by thee Dave Strider!" I chuckle.

"AWWWE MAN THAT'S FUCKING LAME." Karkat slouches and walks over.

"Nah man. It's like, the coolest thing ever." We walk out of my room. Karkat rolls his eyes. Still smiling a bit. 

"Hey you got something right here." I point to my cheek. He wipes his own cheek. 

"Hmmm it's not coming off... I got it." I lean down and kiss his cheek.

"Oh hey. It's gone!" I smirk and shrug. Karkats face flushes a deep red. Is that a small smile I see? 

"Awwe are you smiling?"

"N-NO I'M NOT YOU SMUG BASTARD!!" He punches my arm. I chuckle. We enter the kitchen. Karkat sits down and quickly makes himself at home.

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We watched a few movies and played some video games. We really got comfortable with each other. I'm glad he hasn't brought up my money or fame. He doesn't seem like that type of person. 9pm rolls around. The band and some other people start arriving. I discard everyone else and continue talking to Karkat. He's actually really funny and always laughs at my jokes.

"Dave. I see you brought the boy from the cafe." Rose says. Joining us on the couch.

"Oh shit you brought him. This is gonna be a hella fun party then." Rox joins. Then Dirk who just nods. Oh please don't fuck this up for me. Jade peeks around the corner.

"Omg!! It's the cutie you described to me!! Karkat right?? Awwee your so adorable!!" Jade rushes in the room and picks Karkat up. He doesn't seem to care. She swings him around then places him down.

"I'm Jade!! The manager of Strilondes!!" She hold out a hand. Karkat shakes it.

"NICE TO MEET YOU JADE!" It's not like Karkat's freaking out. He's actually taking this extremely well. I'm glad. Jade nudges me and winks. Which means she approves our marriage. I facepalm. Rox and Rose giggle behind me. 

"Sooo Karkat. Have you and Dave... you know? Done it." Dirk asks.

"Wait what?!" I turn to Dirk.

"We met yesterday bro stfu!!!" I say 

"I'm just saying." Dirk shrugs.

"HEH... I-I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM." Karkat runs off. Great job. Your brother ruined it. Again. 

"Bro. Seriously you have to ruin every friendship I'm in?" I glare at him.

"Yes." He shrugs. We sit in silence.

"I wouldn't mind having him as my brother in law." Rox says.

"Stoppppp!!" I groan.

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The party has been filled with all its guests. I grabbed Karkats phone and invited his friends from the cafe so he wasn't alone. He hasn't come out of the bathroom. I'm worried, but I have to serve drinks. I step behind the bar counter. I'm not old enough to drink. But I do. Later though. Not now. Karkat walks over to the bar and asks for some type of alcohol..

"Sir I'll have to see your ID." I smirk. He smiles. 

"Fine. Don't get too drunk dork." I give him some shots of vodka same with myself. We down them quickly.

(I'm not educated in alcohol. So please don't come after me)

"Wanna dance? I'll have to make sure I don't trip on you."

"BRING IT ON STRIDER." He grabs my hand and pulls me out from behind the bar. When we dance it's like I'm back in prom. I don't remember who I went with, but it was so fun. We were total nerds and I loved it. Every moment. Just like I love every moment with Karkat. I only just met him but he's perfect in every way. The songs switch. So do our movements. I'll admit. It's hard to dance with such a small being. My vision beings to blur. My words start slurring. Great I'm slightly drunk. Okay not really. I drank a lot. And trolls are sensitive to alcohol. Which is probably why Karkat is stumbling. I lose control. Soon my lips are on Karkat's. His pupils grow and he starts kissing me back. 

I took him upstairs. 

I saw sheets...

Clothes...

Karkat...

Dim lights...
Then I lost myself in the moment and alcohol...