I just wanted an autograph {Davekat/BandAU}

Good morning?

Karkat Vantas

I wake up in warmth. It so comfortable. Did I buy a giant teddy bear yesterday? Pffft no I didn't I went to Daves house... I went to Daves house. I squeeze my blankets and smile. I don't remember going home though. Oh wel-.

"Get up!!!! We have a show tomorrow and need to rehe-. Oh. Oh. Oh!! I'll go." The familiar voice of Jade Harley...? Okay..??? I shut my eyes and go back to sleep. This is probably a dream.

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Okay my teddy bear is gone, I'm suing-... this isn't my room. Holy shit... holyyyy shit. What happened last night...? I look at myself. I'm in my boxers. Is this... cum..? My c-. Oh dear god. I'm covered in hickeys and bite marks. This is so embarrassing. Did I have sex with Dave Strider?! That can't be true... I pull off the bedsheets and slide my feet onto the floor. My legs collapse under me. I crawl over to a cabinet and grab the closest shirt. Okay... I had sex with Dave Strider. I grabbed a shirt with a broken record on it. It fits like a dress on me. It's huge... I grab the cabinet and hoist myself up. From there I lean on the walls an make my way out of the room.

"Ah. He's awake." I hear the low voice of Dirk Strider. Great. Everyone knows.

"Hey Karkles. How you holding up?" I hear Dave's voice. I feel a need for his warmth. I whimper and look up at him. My vision is kinda blurry. I stumble across the wall. Dave walks over  and locks his arms around me.

"Hey... hey I got you. Don't want you falling for me more than once." He chuckles and holds me. You know... I never expected to get this far. 

"ASSHOLE..." I grab at his shirt, letting out more broken whimpers.

"You're not the only one who got completely destroyed by our drunk night." Dave pushes my chin up with his finger. I focus on him. He has sharp bite marks on his lips and neck. Did I do that...? Oh no... I feel my eyes fill with water. A tear falls down my cheek slowly.

"I-I'M SO SORRY." I dig my face into the fabric of shirt. Dave's runs one of his hands through my hair. Undoing my rat nest of knots.

"Don't be. We were drunk. It's not your fault." He still supports me. I give myself more balance.

"C'mon. I'll get you some food. Don't mind our other guest. I'm pretty sure you know her." Dave chuckles. When we turn the corner I see Kanaya and Rose chatting. Yeah no duh I know her. Kanaya notices me and immediately rushes over.

"Oh Dear Karkat Are You Alright? Come Here." Kanaya takes me from Dave and holds me up. She looks at Dave. Then me. Then Dave again.

"Did You Hurt Him?!" Kanaya snaps at Dave.

"What? No."

"I Don't Care Who You Are Dave Strider. If You Hurt My Friend I Will Murder You." The room goes silent. Dave leans in next to Kanaya and whispers something. She nods and brings me over to the table. I sit down next to Rose. Dave gets a blanket and sits on my other side. He wraps the blanket around me. I see Kanaya glare at him from the corner of my eye. Dave whispers in my ear.

"I persuaded Dirk to make pancakes. That cool?" Dave says. I beam. Jumping giddily in my seat even though I'm sore. Dave just sits and smirks as he watches me. 

"STOP SMIRKING AT ME YOU SMUG BAG-O-SHIT." I push his face away.

"Why?" Dave says challenging me.

"YOU COULD BE DOING SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH." Kanaya spits out her drink from across the table.

"And what is it, I should be doing with it?" Dave asks smugly. He gets closer to me. I push his face away again.

"SHUTTING IT THE FUCK UP!!! THAT'S WHAT." I hear Rox, Dirk, and Jade burst out laughing from the kitchen.

"Can We Keep Them?" Rose points to Kanaya and I. Dirk leans into the room.

"Pleaseeee!!!" Dirk says.

"Shut up and make pancakes!" Dave snaps at him. 

"Shut up and stop getting roasted by our guest." Dirk snaps back. That shuts Dave up.

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We finished eating breakfast with lots to talk about. Main question 'how was the sex?' In which Dave responded for me with... 'better than yours..' When Dave said that to Dirk they disappeared for 20 minutes to attend to something. We chilled all day. Kanaya and I got to hear the band rehearse. They asked for honest criticism. So I gave them honest criticism. After rehearsal Dave put me in timeout for being too honest... Rox and Rose just laughed the entire time because they did fine.

"CAN I COME OUT OF THE CORNER NOW?!"

"No. Your stuck there for... 5 more minutes " Dave checks his watch again. I glance around. It's only Kanaya, Rose, Dave, and I here. So no one except Dave will chase me. Good... I sprint and make a run for it. Dave sprints after me almost like he knew I'd run. 

"Ah. Shit. Karkles!" He chases me around the house. Rose and Kanaya spectate humbly. 

"Aren't you two gonna help me?!" Dave yells at Kanaya and Rose.

"You Got This! Besides... You're The One Who Put Him In Timeout Anyway...." Rose says. 

"KANAYA. STEP. NOW." I signal to Kanaya. She turns and holds her hands to me. I step on them and she hoists me up a bit. She blocks the hall off before Dave can pass.

"Kanaya. Please. Let me punish him for resisting timeout." Dave says. Kanaya's eyes shift from me to Dave. She moves aside, smiling devilishly. God dammit Kanaya!! Dave grabs me. I kick and squirm for an escape. No use. He carries me upstairs and sits me down on his lap. I groan and try to slide off. He keeps a tight hold on me. UGHHHHH. Is this supposed to be my punishment? It's kinda lame.

"You're going to sit here with me. In silence. For... 10 minutes. If you talk it's restarting. You can not get off the couch and half of your body must be touching me. Any less and it will restart and you won't be allowed to move. Any more is fine." Dave smirks. I growl at him and keep trying to escape.

"Starting now." I freeze. Great. This is going... great. He pets my head and grabs a blanket. Dave adjusts himself on the couch and lays down. I look at him, confused. He raises his eye brows and does a 'half' signal with his hands. I roll my eyes and lift my legs onto the couch. They brush against Dave's skin.

"I can see under your boxers." Dave smirks. I point a finger at him signaling that he lost.

"I can still talk Kitkat. This is your punishment. Not mine." I glare at him. He clicks his tongue and does a finger guns. What a fucking perv. I turn away from him so he can't see my boxers, but Dave pulls me down onto him by the back collar of my/his shirt. I try to scramble away but Dave keeps a grip on me. I find myself being cuddled by him. He's to big, this is scary. I shift away from him. He just takes advantage of this and plays with my hair. It feels nice.

"Your hair is such a mess." Dave laughs to himself. I swing my foot behind me and kick Dave in the shin. He laughs even more. He's silent for a bit.

"... All I can remember from yesterday night was getting drunk and dancing with you... I loved it. You know, You're not bad Vantas. Not bad at all. I'm glad I met you." Dave says. I turn over to face him. I bury my face in his shirt.

"You're too cute." Dave wraps the blanket around us. Our chests against each others. I lay on top of him. I peep my head up and look at Dave. 

"It's hard to think that I scored someone this perfect. In two, now three days." I lightly pound my fist on his chest. Foot steps trail up the stairs.

"So. What's This?" Kanaya asks with a glass of water. She glares daggers at Dave as she gestures to us.

"Punishment." Dave says. I nod my head sleepily.

"I Don't Trust You With Him..." Kanaya narrows her eyes even more. Dave waves her off.

"I barely trust myself with him. Someone this adorable should be protected by a SWAT team. Isn't that right Karkles?" Dave pokes my cheek. I flip him off and go back to relaxing on his chest. So warm... I love it. I love him. Am I gonna admit that? Never.