Sports, sports! Healthy and Fun.
But absolutely not for everyone.
Running, Jumping even Throwing,
Are somethings I really hate doing.
A good book is enough for me,
Even though some people just don't agree.
Dodgeball though is one of my favourites,
Hitting people* just keeps me in high spirits.
Discus throw should be called Frisbee toss,
Cos' its just a way for people to act posh.
I guess I'm a couch potato, plain and simple,
Once I'm near technology, I just tend to dwindle.
Football, Soccer, Baseball or Cricket,
Its all the same to me, be it a home run or wicket.
Well that ends my poem of sports I hate,
Now I've got to go, or I'll be late.
~AUTHOR'S NOTE
IK, IK ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I LAST UPDATED.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE I WAS JUST BEING LAZY, THOUGH I WILL TRY TO UPDATE EACH MONTH.
*I AM NOT A BULLY. I JUST SAID IT FOR THE SAKE OF THE POEM, ALSO I REALLY LIKE DODGEBALL. OUR SCHOOL PROPABLY PLAYS IT IN THE LEAST HARMFUL WAY.
THEY ONLY LET US HIT BELOW THE KNEE.ANYWHO, I HAVE A TWITTER ACCOUNT!!
YAY FOR ME!=D IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME UPDATE FAST SEND ME REMINDERS @miss_do_little~G.A.L.

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