Once there was a girl named lulu.
She was batshit crazy and live in a zoo.
She was so mad she ate elephant poo.
One day she saw a rich man.
And tried unsuccessfully to kick his can.
He kept on turning and made her frustrated.
So she then threatened to get him castrated.
He called the police and told them of his discovery.
When she heard this she marched towards him with fury.
She grabbed a mc'flurry from a little boy.
And dumped it on his head full of joy.
The man then started chasing her.
But she always escaped him full of cheer.
He searched vainly but could not find her.
So the police came and took away his binder.
He cried and cried.
And she watched with pride.
She then crept away.
And was never seen till this day.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
NO OFFENSE INTENDED TO ANYONE NAMED LULU.
IT WAS ONLY FROM MY IMAGINATION.
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