Beetlejuice - The musical The musical The musical

Scene 1 Act 1

(BTW Im writing BJ in-sted of Beetlejuice, and Im not doing the songs)

(Prologue: inviseble)
(The whole Being Dead Thing)

BJ: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! That was an Old sketch that could may be a foke-song.
Like i put my own spin on it, but whats the point, ya know. You say these fellas behind me! They Saw right tho me. Im inviseble! Powerless... Like a gay republican!
Thats not fair, ya know! Im a dead guy. Stuck in the world of the Living! With notthing... and noone to share it with... all i want is, for someone, anyone, to look my Way and say: "Hey i see you, i
Accept you, i fear for my safety around you!"
Cause dead or alive, you dont have someone that really gets you, then youll begin to feel lonely, and worthless, and youll never reatch your goalweight, because you eat when your sad!
*points at a man in puplikum* This guy knows what in talking about!
But here is the good news! I Found a way to make everybody see me! All i gotta do is to get a Living person to say my name 3 times, and i Got a plan!
See that Tiny little House up there? Well its a lot bigger on the insiiiiiiiiiiiiddde
* background lifts and a house emerges*
And the People who live there? Ive been watching then for some time now, and yes, it has been very creepy! And now, finally there about to die! Theyre gonna be my new best Friends!

Adam: Barbara, Im Home!
BJ: Adam and Barbara Maidlands!
Barbara: Was the antcerpter on the gritch?
Adam: They were unintragted. I was like a Bill in a Meat bill(what?)
BJ: isnt this amazing! Its there last day of there intire Life and this is what there talking about!
Adam: so Crazy Story! I Got on my Way to Harward Store, and Harward tells me theyre out of stuff. (Barbara: oh no...) so i ask Harward Junior to check in the back for me. (Barbara: Smart!) soo he sends it to Harward the first, and Long story short, i Got the last bottle of vegetables oils!
BJ: See, this is what Life is, just a bungch of Harward... and then he die!
*Phone Rings*
Barbara: Ill get it!
BJ: Oh, No there both gonna get it, its gonna be soo good- for all of us!
*Adam walks over to the Cribt*
Adam: Hey Old gurl, lets get you finnished!
BJ: Finnished?! Adam, were just getting started!

(Ready set! Not yet!)

BJ: Woaw! Woaw! Woaw! Those guys just died and you guys are clapping?! I love it! Your getting really comfirble with the whole being dead thing. Now, here is the plan! I cant make one from the Living say my name 3 times, BUT! Those new little deads can! But first, i gotta take theyre Rulebook! *Rulebook falls Down on stage*
And- speaking up! Right on time!
The Rulebook! I presentes, the handbook for Recently Deceased. "Chapter 1: The Netherworls.
All ghosts should be guided directly to The Netherworls
Yeah, not gonna do that! Ill keep these lovebirds here, with me, so they can Hunt, there, House! AUGH!
Hey, do we have eny kids in the odients today...? Oh yeah, right there! Hi boys! Puppitshow!
Mister Beetleboce?
Yes book?
Where do books go when they die?
Welp, i dont know book! Lets find out!
AH AHHHHHHHHH TELL MY STORYYYYYYYYY....!
...sometimes puppitshows are sad..!
Adam: ugh, Barbara, are you allright?
BJ: oh CRAP!
Adam: its smokes a lot, huh
Barbara: i guess the floor didnt bountch that much, huh?
Adam: are you allright hun?
Barbara: i Think so *hugs Adam* Your like ICE!
Adam: your freezing!
Barbara: ill make a- thats weird, i dont remember making a fire...?
Adam: i gotta say hun, were lucky! A Fall from that high, it could been bad!
Barbara: its so Strange, its not hot?
Adam: my whole Life started to flash befor my eyes, and i started to ask the Big question! Like... why are our bodies still in the basement...?
Barbara: What...? *Her hand is on fire, Adam and Barbara streams and Adam blows the fire out*
Adam: Did that not hurt at all?!
Barbara: No, not at all, i dont Think we survived that Fall!
Adam: wait, do you mean... oh god!
Barbara: but- there was still so much i wanted to do..!
Adam: Hey hey hey! We can still do that! Were still together, were in our House, all our stuff is still here! I know were- dead, thats bad! But Mabey... nothing has to change..?
BJ: Hello~ do not be afraid! Your dead! I am also dead! Mabey we could help eathother?!
HELLO GUYS IM-
*Adam and Barbara screams and runs away from BJ, and he starts to scream too*
BJ: Okay! Plan B! Im gonna need some help!

(The whole being dead thing part 2)

BJ: ahhh, come here! *Kisses Barbara*
Adam: EXCUSE ME!!!
BJ: Arhh your No fun, but can i ask you something, guytalk! How did ya do it, huh? How did you get her to Marry you?
Adam: Who are you?
BJ: Adam... you dont recognize me? Im your father.
Adam: *Looks at Barbara and slowly belives BJ* D- Dad?
BJ: you... are... ADORABLE! *kisses Adam*
Im sorry! I couldnt help myself! I have waited so Long for you two to die! And now your here, and i just Think were gonna make sutch a great team, dont you?
Barbara: No thanks mister, but you give me the creps!
BJ: oh thank you! And you give me- a boner *pulls out a bone* thats a fever! So, now you two can hire me right now!
Adam: hire you for what?
BJ: to scare ofcorse!
Barbara: Scare? Scare Who?
BJ: the People who broght your House!
Barbara: What?! How?! We just died!
BJ: yeah, but time moves diffrently when your dead.
*Adam and Barbara trys to stop the Movers to take everything out of there House, but there inviseble*
Adam: Hey! They cant see us!
BJ: "Gisp" great opsevation Adam! *Takes out a pointer while making an weird sound* you see, the Living People dont Care about the Strange and unusual, and we are Strange and unusual, so we are * Waving the stick in front of Adam* Inviseble! *Daches the stick on Adams But* so * starts by walking towards Adam and Adam sits down on a chair, BJ sits down on him* as you just Saw, People from the World of the Living dont see any Strange and unusual things, so they dont see us, but you can change that, and that why you! Need me! *water effekts come And BJ pulls in some kind of invisible leash and lets the "Water" pour down over them*
But ofc for a Price, a little bitte Price, more for a favor, really!
Barbara: * Dots BJ on his back* Excuse Me? *BJ tuens around, Adam trys to come up but BJ sits on him again* this all happens really fast, like we just died and now your here, and they are here-
BJ: Fella! Fella! I get it, i totally get it! But the two of you are special, you two dies together, that never happens! Unless ofcorse its a murder suicide! What makes it very awkward when they wake up! But thats not my point, but just remember-
*The movers breaks the crib Adam was working on*
Mover 1: Erh, nevermind, its going to the dump enyways...
Adam THE- THE DUMP??! DID THEY SAY THE DUMP?! (BJ: They Said the dump...) THEY CANT TAKE IT TO THE DUMP!
BJ: They are taking it to the dump, and without me, there gonna do that to the rest of the House!
Adam: *Hears more of the crib break* Barbara...!
Barbara: Your hired!
Adam: tell us what to do!
BJ: "Gisp" You Said YES!!!

(The whole Being Dead thing part 2.2)