Niall:
The girl's smile faded away as I looked at Harry, puking his lungs out. Somehow, I got turned on, but I did not know how Harry would react if I made a move. I knew he was gay, but his feelings for me were mysterious. As the puke flooded out more, the stench of feces filled the air, and I wafted it all into my big nose.
Mmmmmmm... that smell was unforgettable *sniff sniff*
I decided it was time to get back to business and tell the girl the truth about me, Harry, Zayn, and Louis. I turned to the let down girl, still ignoring the boob with all my might. "We're gay." She seemed lost, and then giggled. "You're kidding, right?" she asked, hopefully.
No... I wasn't kidding, I loved boys (especially 7 or younger, but I can go for anything), and I was going to admit that.
"I am not, now put your shirt back on and get out the window you shot."
She turned and walked away, let down and depressed, crying to death, but she actually died. She shot herself in the nostril, leaving blood stains on the shattered window glass. Harry was still puking. I helped him clean it up ;)
