Devil's Shoulder

3

Haechan opened the door to his dorm and saw Renjun eating up some random chick on the couch.

"You could've done it in your room, dumbass." Renjun looked up and snarled.

"Who's that?" Renjun was looking at Jungwoo.

"Who? Oh uh... m- my tutor! Yeah he's my, uh, tutor."

"Uh... okay." Renjun said before going back to... whatever he was doing.

Haechan and Jungwoo headed to their bedroom. "You couldn't have said anything else? Tutor is so boring. What if you told him I were your stepdad-"

"Are you always this... strange?? Whatever, I'm going to the bathroom." Hyuck said before opening the bathroom door as Jungwoo followed him inside.

As Hyuck took off his shirt, Jungwoo appeared next to him. "Wh- what the fuck are you doing in my bathroom?!"

"What? I'm used to it."

"Get out. I need to pee."

"Can't i just watch you?"

"What kind of question is that?! OF COURSE NOT. NOW GET OUT." Haechan yelled while pointing to the bathroom door.

"Fine. You're no fun."

After Haechan got out of the bathroom ready for bed, he noticed Jungwoo playing on Haechan's phone.

"Can you tell me what the condition is already?" Haechan sighed. Jungwoo stood up.

"Summon me every day."

"That's it? Thank God, I thought you were gay or something."

"I am." Jungwoo muttered.

"What? Did you just say you're-"

"Don't you have homework?"

"Shit, almost forgot. I'll just do it before school on the bus."

"I could do it for you."

Haechan thought for a minute. Jungwoo is always with Haechan. He probably knew everything that was going on during his classes. "Is there a way... you can tell me answers for tests..? During class like in my head?"

"Duh, why not?"

Haechan gasped. "I don't have to study for the next 3 years... YES!!" Haechan yelled with his arms flying in the air.

"Shut up," a tired Renjun yelled from his room."

"Tch, he's such a perv. Anyway, are you willing to stay up and do my homework for me?"

"I don't have to do the homework. Look at that paper."

Haechan looked at a page of his homework. Jungwoo intensely stared at the paper, and all the questions had written answers, even the questions with "show your work!!!!111!1!!1!"

"Whoa!! That's so cool!" Can you do that when you're on my shoulder?"

"I'm not that  talented." Jungwoo told him.

"Okay, well I'm off to bed."

"Hey at least let me sleep. Get me back on your shoulder."

Haechan thought of happy things, and soon Jungwoo was back on his shoulder. Soon Haechan drifted into nice dream.

-

"That's kinda weird..." Renjun said to himself, after listening through the door to Haechan's room. "Maybe he's gay or something. 'Hop on my shoulders', my ass, that aint how it works. Maybe I'll have to teach him a few things..."