DRAMA QUEEN, WHO?

THE NUMBEAM YOU HAVE DIALED EEEZZZ...

Forth and Beam were having there breakfast at the gazebo when suddenly, Forth's phone rang and he answered.

" Yes, who's this?" Forth answered casually, earning him a glare from his hubby who was also busy munching on his toast.

"Oh, hello there! It's Jane!" The woman behind the phone exclaimed.

"Don't know no Jane." Forth coldy said as he ended the call and beam once again looked at his husband unamused.

Suddenly, another call from the same number came.

"Stop calling!" Forth exclaimed at a slightly loud voice then ended the call again. Beam turned to Forth with deadly and spiky glares still with a toast drenched in salted french vanilla butter...which smeared a little actually in the side of his lips.

Forth looked at his husband with sincerity and honesty in his eyes as he wiped off the creamy substance from Beam's lips and licked it himself.

" Don't know her." Forth explained. " You know that I don't even give my number to other people, right love? Forth continued.

"Yeah, yeah. I know." Beam said with a shrug. " but who the hell is that piece of rotten canned tuna ? How did she manage to get your number? " beam asked irritatedly.

" I really don't know love. Should I change my number ? She might give it to others. You know how I hate entertaining useless people." Forth declared.

"No, no, Forth." Beam answered. " You also know how I hate memorizing numbers. It adds up tension and worsens my moodswings just thinking of numbers. So, no." Beam said with slight irritation again as Forth just nodded.

Still on breakfast and finishing off their meal with a tanzanian blend coffee, another number flashed calling Forth again. He waved the phone at Beam cueing him to answer it inbehalf of Forth with which Beam hurriedly did.

"Yellow. What? Who? Jane? You again? Who on earth are you? And why do you have my husbands number? Beam madly shouted and the other line utterly shut up in awe." oh yes, baby girl. I am the husband. In case you havent noticed for the past 13 years, my face is all over many billboards across the globe with my husband as well." Beam continued and the other side remained silent. "Sniffing now? " beam added. " so you are sad? Are you crying? You called in the first place and it bugs me a lot! THE NERRRVVVVEEE! beam emphasized as he clearly heard the other side sobbing.

" THE NUMBEAM YOU HAVE DIALED IS OUT OF COVERAGE AREA NOR WILL IT BE AVAILABLE IN OTHER AREAS! " beam shouted at the top of his lungs. He obviously heard the other side cry and heaved a deep sigh. He intendedly listened to the woman from the other line to curse at her more. Worse case scenario, he would surely have his brother search for this woman's whereabouts and personally perform a C section with her even when she does not need it.

" So?What now? Cat got your tongue?" Beam mocked. He heared another sob and sigh. As the other side carefully and slowly replied clearly with sadness as her voice was cracking.

"Ah.I..I. I. " the woman on the other side stammered.

"What, woman!" Beam spat in irritation and anger.

"I... uhhhmm.... I...ammm..th..thhh..the new nan...nann..ny for the twins, sir." The other side explained with her hoarse and cracking voice. Beam was stunned... stupified... he froze.

" Y...yo...youu...gave me..ma..mass..masster Forth's number the day I was confirmed and told me tooo... tii...tiii..to call master ff...ffoorth ttoday an..annddd ask fff...fff.for my schedule on when I should come to mee..mehh..mehhh...meet with the twins and start." The woman explained carefully yet still full of sadness and dismay.

"Shit!" Beam managed to blurt out putting away Forth's phone from his hand quickly so not to let the other side hear him.

"TODAY. NOW. I'LL PERSONALLY ATTEND TO YOU. I WILL SEND THE LIMO TO FETCH YOU. AND THE AGREED SALARY WILL BE DOUBLED. NO.... TRIPPLED EVEN. YOU START TODAY. THANK YOU. BYE. AND REMEMBER. THIS NUMBEAM I MEAN NUMBER IS OUT OF ORDER. I MEAN COVERAGE AREA. BYE." Beam carefully explained as he remembered the name and the giving of number.

Forth was listening all the time and he eventually realized what was going on.
"Love? " he called to beam.

"Yeahh...yeahhh... sue me! " beam sassed at his husband. Forth just chuckled and stood to peck Beam's head.

"I'll be in the office, love." Forth again kissed Beam's lips as he left his husband alone in the gazebo.

" The twins are gonna kill me!" Beam said in panic. He told the twins that they would liked that woman. The only approved nanny ever hired to fit the twin's liking and standards.

" I'm screwed." He said to himself again.
"Oh, wait ... maybe I can still make up her mind!" A lightbuld popped in beans head and dialed his assistants number from his phone.

"Ready the chopper! I have got a lot of explaining to do." Beam demanded.

"Oh , Holy baby Jesus! Help me.!"

And fly he went to pacify, explain and ask for forgiveness from the troubled nice, warm, middle aged nanny to be that he took a liking from the first interview they had.