Eren X Mikasa fanfiction

Potato part 2

Eren woke up and saw Mikasa. Staring at him with huge eyes. Eren scooted backwards and fell out of the bed. "FUCK!" Eren yelled. Mikasa jumped ontop of him and licked his face. "Pbftbftbt." Eren sad saliva running down his face. "THIS IS WORSE THAN GAY PORN!" Eren screamed flaking under her. Suddenly they heard a knock on the door. They both stood up and took cover under the bed. "I think it's Armin..." Eren said grabbing a crowbar. Because you know, who doesn't have a fucking crowbar just laying around? Eren tiptoed to the door (in mah Jordan's.) Eren leaned through the doorway and slowly opened the door. It was Armin, he was naked and had a condom and a bottle of lube in his hand. Eren made a freaked out rage face and Armin said, "hey there sexy nuts..." Grabbing his own nuts. Eren freaked out and slammed the door, running back into the room. "Mikasa, Armin is definitely a homosexual!" Eren said looking towards the closet. "Mikasa it's time." Eren opened the closet and found a huge wrap of bubble wrap. He wrapped it around himself. He grabbed a bullet-proof vest and strapped it on. He then grabbed a football Helmet and strapped it on. He then grabbed a crowbar and clenched it. "Eren, now I really want to have sex with you..." She said taking a step towards him. "Later Mikasa... God, don't make it gay.." He said stepping out of her bedroom. "Wish me luck..." Eren said gulping.
Eren stepped into the hallway and the lights were flickering on and off like in silent hill. "This shit so scary..." Eren said leaning across the corner. Then he saw Armin. In the corner. Masturebating. Armin turned around and looked at Eren with a very fucked up gay look on his face. "Fuck you Armin you gay ass motherfucker!" Eren screamed bum-rushing Armin. He hit Armin in the face and dent his face in. Eren then stomped in his face and blood poured everywhere. "DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Eren screamed kicking him.
Eren walked back into Mikasa's apartment. "I'm done!" Eren said taking everything off. "Eren can we have sex now?" Mikasa said from her room. Eren walked into her room saying; "why are you so hellbent of-" Eren walked into the room and Mikasa had everything off and her scarf covering her privates. "Ok." Eren said taking his clothes off. Potato!!!

Authors note: Hi. Ok, comedy obviously has a mindset... So, I'll continue my story. It's not a fanfic now, it just funny.. (Or sexual :/) snippets me and my friends make. And thank you ib-San for commenting and reading :)