Eren X Mikasa fanfiction

Christmas party

Hi. So I decided to do another story. This one wont be comedy really, and Armin isn't gay in this one... Anyways, bye. :>

"Eren take your pills..." Mikasa said trying to force feed the pills into Eren's mouth. "No, I'm fine Mikasa, really!" Eren said shrugging her off. "Eren, I want you to be well for the Christmas party..." Mikasa said trapping him in a corner. "No!" Eren said covering his mouth. "That shits for pussies!" Eren cried out pushing past her. Mikasa sat the pills down and went into the kitchen where Eren was most likely hiding. "Eren.." Mikasa said opening the cookie cabinet. Eren was scrunched up in there standing still. "Eren..." Mikasa said quietly trying to pull him out. "Noooo!" Eren screamed. Mikasa grabbed his collar and pulled him into her bedroom. "Eren, take these or else." Mikasa said giving him a death stare. "Do your worst bitch." Eren spat, crossing his arms. "Ok then..." Mikasa said taking off her scarf.
Mikasa rolled off of Eren, beads of sweat dripping off of them. "I'm sorry Mikasa... I'll take my pills." Eren said limping off. Mikasa put her clothes back on and got dressed for the Christmas party. Eren walked back in and looked at Mikasa. "That one position was unfair..." Eren said getting dressed. "No it wasn't, you're just to chicken to go with me." Mikasa replied back slipping on her shoe. "Oh, is that a challenge?" Eren said taking a step towards her. "Whatever..." Mikasa said standing up and heading out the door.
Eren stepped into Armin's house. "Look like another club banger..." Eren said taking off his jacket and placing it on the hanger. Everyone was there, Eren didn't know half of them, but he knew Armin and Connie. (And jean...) Mikasa wondered off with Sasha somewhere and Eren grabbed a beer from Connie. "So Eren... Still into lesbi-" "Hey Asshole!" Eren replied back grabbing Connie's shirt collar and pulling him in close. "I'll kill you..." Eren said pushing him off. "So, hi guys!" Armin said pulling up his pants. "God, don't make it gay Armin..." Eren said walking off. He went upstairs to use the restroom. He opened the door and Mikasa was in there. "Ahh fuck!" Eren said falling backwards and covering his eyes. "Ahhhh, they're bleeding... Oh god!" Eren said holding his eye sockets. "Eren don't act surprised, we did it like 30 minutes ago..." She said walking out. Eren had formed a ball in the corner and was rocking back and forth. He sobbed and got up and went Into the restroom. He took a piss and then went downstairs.
"Time for the party games!" Armin announced. "Let's play seven minutes in heaven!" Jean suggested. "Hah..... Gayyyy!" Eren said. Jean stood up and walked over to Eren. "What was that faggot?" Jean said picking Eren up. "I said, "HAH...... GAYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Eren screamed into jeans ear and then shoved him back into his chair. "Sit the fuck down jean." Eren said sitting back down as well. "I know, let's play huge oil orgy!" Sasha suggested. "What the fuck?" Mikasa said, "that's possible?" Mikasa said staring at Sasha. "Yeah, I do it with Connie all the time!" Sasha said smiling. "Eren let's go..." Mikasa said grabbing Eren's hand and taking him upstairs.
Thirty minutes later Eren and Mikasa came downstairs. Eren with a pale dead face, and Mikasa with a huge shit-eating grin. "Well, how was it?" Sasha said excitedly. "Horrific." Eren replied. "Amazing..." Mikasa said pinching Eren. "Ow." Eren said.

"Hey Armin what's in this room?" Eren said opening it. "No, no, don't open that!" Armin said trying to jump in front of it. Eren opened it and saw a shitload of purple strap ons. "Armin... What the fuck?" Eren said vomit coming up his throat.