GOM + Momoi

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"Seriously! All of them are taking so long to come up here!" Momoi complained. "But I guess, we could use some quality time, nee, Tetsu-kun!~" She jumped on the fragile boy, hugging his arm.

"Momoi-san, I can't feel-" Just then, the door opened as Murasakibara emerged.

"Heyyy, Kuroko-chin and Momoi-chin~" He greeted munching on his Maiubo.

"Hello!" Momoi chirped as Kuroko nodded.

"Yo Tetsu and Satsuki!" Aomine greeted with a lopsided smile.

"Hellwooo Kuroko-chii!~ Momoi-chii!~" Kise chirped as he twirled his way.

"Tetsuya, Satsuki." Akashi acknowledged them.

At last came in Midorima who just nodded at them, closing the door to the roof behind him.

"Eh? Where is (Y/n)-chan?" Momoi asked looking for the said girl.

"She said she had a thing to do and ran away." Akashi said, taking a seat on the bench along with Midorima and Murasakibara. Aomine and Kise sat on the ground with their lunch spread out before them.

Momoi sighed. "No wonder why the greetings were so bland~"

"Now that you mention it," Aomine rubbed his chin.

"It really needed something to spice it up!" Kise lit up, nodding his head.

"Yea-"

"WASSUP, MY MOTHERFUCKING PURE VIRGIN CINNAMON BUN BUNCH?!" (Y/n) screamed, busting through the steel doors with her hands full of melon, strawberry and chocolate breads with chocolate milkshake.

"Speak of the devil." Aomine groaned as he rolled his eyes at the loud girl.

"Heyyyyyyyyy!" (Y/n) whined, trotting her way forward, while he just stick his tongue out. "Wait till I steal your porn stash."

"Keep yo snatchy hands to yourself, you slimy bitch!" Aomine hissed.

"Aomine-chii is so dumb." Kise snickered before being elbowed in the side by Aomine. "Ack-"

"(Y/n)-chin~ can I have the melon bread?~"

"Atsushi~ no you can't~"

"Why~ (Y/n)-chin?~"

"Cause~ I said so, Atsushi~"

"Oh my god," Midorima rolled his eyes away from the scene. "Their pur's are making me regret not bringing my sunglasses."

"I wish I had my novel." Kuroko commented.

"I wish I had my porn magazine."

"I wish I had my eye liner."

"I wish I had money."

"I wish I had a better father."

Everyone dropped dead as they looked at Akashi.

(Y/n) lightly coughed. "Ahem, Seijūrō, my dude." She patted his shoulder. "You have my outmost blessing, for I am Jesus."

"Jesus take the wheel?" Momoi whispered to Kuroko.

"Jesus take the wheel." Kuroko nodded.

"Well then," Akashi smirked before grabbing her tie and pulling (Y/n) down to his face. "Will Jesus let me have a taste of heaven tonight?~"

"Nani-"

"PDA IS NOT ALLOWED!!"

"GET A ROOM!"

"FUCK."

"Make sure the condom does not have any holes. . . .or you'll have another version of me. . ."

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