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"psjhshshshhshs hshis shsphsph." (Y/n) whispered.
"Phshsh pshhhh pshhssh," Takao whispered back, nodding in acknowledgement.
"Psjhh-"
"WOULD YOU TWO JUST STOP THAT!!?"
(Y/n)'s reply was cut short by her another friend, who was beyond annoyed at this point. Several tick marks could already be seen forming on his green head.
Takao and (Y/n) looked at each other with a straight face before an evil grin started to form on each others face.
"Oh my God, do you two even know how annoying you are?" Midorima said as he pushed back his glasses.
"But weren't you the one who told us that you wished we did not know Japanese??!" (Y/n) and Takao both whined together, making puppy eyes and pouty faces.
"Yes I did. But what I meant was you two to stop talking! You have been whispering so loud for 10 whole minutes!" Midorima narrowed his eyes at them. "Oha Asa was right, I should've stayed away from (Zodiac Sign)s and Scorpios. . ." Midorima muttered.
"Why don't you avoid us then???" (Y/n) asked.
Midorima huffed out as he started to walk faster, away from the idiots.
"he's simping for us."
"Denifintely."Takao and (Y/n) chuckled to themselves before jogging up to him. A curtain of silence fell upon them, which no doubt, Midorima was enjoying. Until-
"Frppphooooooooo-"
"No, it's like this- Phooooooo-"
"How do you even do that, Kazunari?! Wait, lemme try- PHOOOOOOO-"
"Woah! That was a loud whistle!! Nice job, (Y/n)!"
"YASS, I'm the Queen!!"
"Phooo phoo phophophophoooo~" The two dumbasses started to whistle together happily.
Meanwhile, a certain carrot was about to loose his shit.
"WOULD YOU TWO ALREADY STOP THAT?!"
Silence again fell up on them, tension in the air rose as Midorima glared at them. (Y/n) and Takao widened their eyes as they looked at their Mégane friend.
". . ."
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". . . . . . . ."
"Oh no! Sister snapped!" (Y/n) said, as she dramatically gasped, placing her hands on her mouth while purposefully showing her manicured hello kitty nails.
Takao soon followed after, "Please forgive us Queen! I'll even buy you the latest porn mag!"
The people surrounding them started to give them looks and muttered how immature they are. Seeing this, a real big tick started to form on Midorima's head.
"Good lord, I swear I'm gOnna k-" Midorima stopped short as his eyes widened and he quickly put his right hand to his mouth. A light blush flushed across his face.
(Y/n) and Takao quickly snapped their head and loudly gasped.
"No. . .you did not ju-"
"Yes. . .he did-"
There was a pause, before both individuals busted out in laughter.
"HAHAHAHAH-"
"Oh my gOd, Shin-chan's voice cracked!!" The (h/c)-nette wheezed.
"He sounded like a gUrL!!! The carrot is a gUrL!!!" Takao commented.
"I always knew IT is a gUrL!!"
". . .wait, Pennywise's a girl???" Takao asked as he stopped laughing, looking skeptic.
"Oh well, no-----"
"Hey hey hey! Wait, scratch that! What if Pennywise was an actual pedophile in the movie?"
"Dang, Kazunari-"
"What are you implying on? Nanodayo." Midorima spoke as he pushed up his glasses.
An evil smirk crossed his lips before he spoke-
"His lines would be like- '*slurping noise* he-hello G-g-georigie! W-wanna play with my l-l-lil dickie?!!'"
A silence again fell upon; (Y/n) looking up in the heavens with her eyes closed and hands in prayer, Midorima with a poker face facing towards a pole, Kazunari crouching down with his hands on his head clutching his hair with an awed expression.
'I knew I was a gEniUs-'
"Pfft- HAHAHAHAHA!!" (Y/n) laughed out hysterically as she hunched forward, clutching her stomach and slapped her knees.
Takao soon cracked up as he joined (Y/n), rolling on the streets. People starting to stare at them again, muttered how immature they are.
"Oha Asa save me. I knew I shouldn't have been friends with this idi-"
"OH MY GOD. SHIN-CHAN JUST CALLED US FRANDS-"
"OH THE LORDS UP ABOVE, HAVE MERCY ON US-"
And the two, again, bowed down.
"You little shi-" Midorima rushed forward and attempted to hit both of them on their heads with his fists, but they dodged and stood up, smirking.
"Hehe-"
"You can't catch us, Shin-chan!!"
With that, both of them ran in the same direction. Of course, Takao stole Midorima's glasses before taking off.
"TAKAOOOO!!! (Y/NNNN)!!!"
The blind carrot ran after the blurred figures of his friends, with tick marks forming all over his head.
'Tch, they two might as well be twins!' Midorima thought before he finally caught up with them.
Short screams of two high schoolers rang through the peaceful evening that day.
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Fanfictears formed in her (e/c) colored eyes as she sniffled, a soft smile tracing her features as the setting sun set an entrancing glow on both the individuals. "forever." Kuroko gently smiled as he enveloped his hand in hers and started to run, run int...