Ok folks this is the best Todoroki shit post,now enjoy it! Next AU will be bang bang(a song for Jessie J,Ariana grande and Nicki Minaj) soooooo bye!(I know I'm annnoying)
"Okay guys settle down! The next AU is actually some kind of shitpost,and it's not about dekus" I said in a loud voice so everyone can hear. "And before anyone asks about Eri and Kota they liked the playroom and said they wanted to stay there" todoroki then asked "if this isn't about midoriya then who's is it about ?" I looked at him for a few seconds and said "you" the whole theatre looked at Shoto and then back at me,then Endeavorwhore said "finally my son is perfect at something!" I death glares him and said "your son is perfect already you son of a bitch now shut your damn mouth before I close it permanently, and remember,one more shitty comment and I'll erase you from the whole multiverse,got it!?" He huffed and said "what a disgrace and a disrespectful child I'm sure your parents raised you the wrong way." I flinched at these words,how dare he,my mother raised me perfectly, my father however never cared about my opinions, let's just say he was worse than Endeavor... I wanted to cry remembering that my mother died because of me but I had to stay strong for the rest. I tried to ignore him,not wanting to make a rip in the space/time continuum by erasing him. I just looked at him and teleported him out of the room and then told both Shoto and mido out of the room to the panic room in case they panic and turn as red as kiri's hair. Then the screen showed the video:
Izuku: Todoroki we need to stage an intervention.
Todoroki: oooh what's the tea sis?
Bakugou,Kirishima,and Izuku: that's exactly the problem.
Kiri: ever since you started using the internet non-stop,nobody can understand what you're even saying anymore.
Todo: but I'm a precious cinnamon roll I can't do anything wrong....UwU...
Baku: you're doing everything wrong right now.
Kiri: would it kill you to use some punctuation?
Todo: science side of class 1A please explain why they're acting like this to me....TwT....
Baku: who the fuck are you talking to!?
Todo: the void...
Mido: I'm breaking up with you.
"Wait...they're dating!!" Some screamed except for the villains(Dabi did scream) I just said "for the last time,this is not in ur AU. This is a shitpost which is meant to be funny now continue watching."
Todo: this is so sad...Jiro play despacito.
Some of class 1A and B started laughing.
Kiri and Mido: we need to stop todoroki from getting near the internet!
Baku: deku pin him down and take his phone!
Todo: Oh man I'm being pinned down by a bunch of hot boys,look at these lemons.
Mido: WHAT!? *face turns red*
Todo: I'm sinning so hard right now.
Whoever wasn't laughing started and where eventually about to break down,even Iida found it funny!
Kiri: on second thought, I don't wanna touch todoroki...
Baku:*trying to walk away* yeah he's your problem now deku.
Todo: omg I'm dying.
Baku:*in mind*good*
Mido: Todoroki I swear to god I will choke you if you say one more word.
Todo: sgkghshgksgksgkghshgksgksgkghshgksgk
Baku: what the fuck
Kiri and Mido: I don't think that's a word.
Todo: I am so done right now.
Mido: yeah that makes both of us.
Todo: goals
Mido: *stands up* you are literally the worst.
Todo: I am just a humble peace of trash take me out.
Kiri,Baku,and Mido: uhhhhh
Todo: I'm looking like a snack.
Baku: you're looking like an expired snack that's been sitting in the back of the shelf for months.
Mido: *blushing really hard* if I kiss you will you stop?...
Todo: OMG I SHIP IT MY OTPS CONON!
Mido: on second thought.. I'm going to kill you...
Todo: savage as fuck.
Mido: say your fucking prayers.
Todo: yes "daddy"
Mido is as red as kiris hair.
Mido: god ok...now I'm too grossed out to touch him.
Todo: don't you kink shame me.
Kiri: I suggest we all never talk to todoroki ever again.
Baku: sounds like a plan.
Mido: I'm in.
Todo: I'm shook.
Everyone,I mean everyone was laughing their ass out. I teleported Mido and Shoto back to the theatre, they where both tomatoes so I laughed at them and said "that was funny wasn't it,it was a good thing it was requested by someone." They looked at me and asked "what do you mean?" "N-nothing!" Then after everyone calmed down from laughing too hard I said "Next AU,this is actually my AU but just a song I performed with a friend or two. Now let's play it!" I loved that song and it's original singers. As I sat next to Mido Shoto and Kacchan,I started jumping up and down which caused them to laugh.
Hope you liked this,I have nothing to say so,bye! Have an nice day/night!
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FanfictionIt was a normal day at UA,everyone was about to head to class when suddently, everyone in 1A and B,the teachers,some pro heroes, and other people found themselves in a dark room....
