Flavorful Bonding

Part 1

You already know there is sex bby !!!!!!

"Harry Dustin Potter Snape!"

Harry perked a brow in interest. He was used to being called a variety of names, but that was a new combination. He exchanged a glance with Draco but didn't have time to say anything before Severus swept into the room, sending them each a death glare before levelling his gaze on Harry.

"Is there a problem?" Harry asked. He'd been lying comfortably with his head in Draco's lap, but he sat up at the thunderous expression on his father's face.

Severus' nostrils flared. "Harry," he ground out. "Would you care to explain why you are here in your room with Draco?"

"Um, because I find him to be pleasant company?" Harry suggested.

"Indeed," Severus sneered. "Might I suggest you deal with some of the unpleasant company yourself?"

Harry grimaced. "You haven't scared everyone off yet?" he asked in mild disappointment.

Draco sniggered as Severus snorted in disgust. "It is not for a lack of effort on my part," he said snidely. "These are your obnoxious guests."

"Everyone is driving me mental," Harry admitted. "I just want to bond with Draco. I don't care about all of that other stuff."

Severus pinched the bridge of his nose. "You need a mother to deal with all of this," he muttered.

Harry smirked at him. "Lucius works well enough as my other parent," he said, highly amused.

"Lucius is being an arse," Severus snapped. "Why you wish to bond yourself to a Malfoy is beyond my understanding."

Harry blinked in surprise before he burst out laughing.

"What did my father do now?" Draco asked curiously.

"He does not see fit to deal with the tedious details," Severus spat sarcastically. "I believe he finds it quite amusing to simply observe me dealing with all of your guests and the final details before your bonding this evening."

Harry opened his mouth to reply, but shut it again as Severus continued his rant.

"In the last hour I have been forced to listen to Arthur and Ms. Granger blather incessantly over the introduction of Muggle customs at your bonding. I have confiscated enough product from the twins to cause me much concern over everyone's safety this evening. Molly is already blubbering because she recognized the display of lilies in the Great Hall, yet still finds it necessary to question my every decision. I have been forced to break up a fight between Ms. Parkinson and Mr. Weasley over what is considered to be appropriate attire for such an occasion. Mr. Zabini and Mr. Finnegan are behaving quite suspiciously. However, I was waylaid in following them, simply to be offered a blasted lemon drop."

"And you're wondering why I'm hiding out in my room?" Harry asked when Severus finally paused.

Severus' glare was quite malicious as he stared down at Harry and Draco.

"Uh, you're welcome to sit down and join us," Harry offered, hoping to appease his father.

"You will go find your guests and deal with them," Severus said, his voice low and extremely dangerous.

"They're not all my friends," Harry said petulantly.

Severus' attention shifted to Draco. "Then you will help him."

~*~*~*~

"Dustin Snape!"

Harry sighed as he dropped his forehead to Draco's shoulder. They'd been snogging quite happily in Draco's old dorm room until Pansy's dulcet tones rang out.