Before You Read This Book

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As of the time I am writing this very sentence that you are reading, many dumb and stupid Filipinos are saying that the government is very stupid. It's funny because it's like an idiot calling a professor of rocket science an idiot.

They are all saying things like this and that, which eventually becomes annoying because it is very evident that they don't know what they're saying. But well, this is the Philippines, so maybe they are paid to do so, I don't know.

As such, I like to make this book to slap their heads with this while saying, "Hoy! Ang bobo mo naman! Basahin mo ito para maintindi mo gaano kahirap ginagawa nila!"

The only problem is, this is virtual. Should I use my laptop instead to smack their heads with?

Never mind.

Well, as you may now know, this book is all about governments, laws, constitutions, and everything else related. I'm not going to use very deep terms such as sovereignty, loco parentis, jus soli, and others (I cannot think of others) just because of the simple fact that I'm not a Social Studies Professor. I'm just an English teacher who happens to like this particular subject matter. :D

It is my goal to explain things in a very simple way that even a 1-year old baby can understand, if he/she can read this of course, for many of my fellow countrymen are more stupid than a newborn baby.

So, if you happen to be a Social Studies, Political Science, Government Science, and other related things Major, and you happen to come upon some wrong ideas, just criticize me like how the ABS-CBN fans criticize the government. :D

So, let's go!

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