as your Husband/ Wife (preference)

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BILL

-Washing the dishes and getting
The house ready for when you wake up

-"what the hell is that?"

-"thats a washing machine, bill."

-"when I was a ki-kid, we scrubbed our dishes till they w-were raw, a-and now this-this MACHINE steps i-in?!"

-hates the washing machine for unknown reasons

-needs help writing his book

-"oh boy, if G-Geo-Goerge could
See me n-now..."

-"George was a good kid bill, I'm sure he would be proud."

-constantly ranting about how
Old movies were better

-begs you for a ferret (because
Apperantly that's what bill does these days.)

-"can we name him Stanley? O-or EDDIE! HONEY WE SHOULD GET TWO!"

-"Honey.... Where's Staniel Georgie Edward JR?"

STAN

-Puzzles.

-Bird puzzles.

-Him having to take depression meds, but
You slip it into his coffee, so he doesn't dread swallowing it.

-"hon, can we get a bird?"

-"of course."

-"I think we should name her Betty, after
A girl who went missing when I was a kid."

-"no nevermind, let's name her Bev,
After one of the greatest gals I know."

-"besides you, sweetheart."

-visiting Georgie's grave to pay your respects every year.

-pancakes are most likely flipped on the ceiling. Thank you Stan.

-"we should invite Richie over, maybe he can bring Eddie. They live together because richies afraid of loosing him"

-"sure, I would love to meet richie."

-"you would like him, even though I will never say it. He's the funniest guy in the world."

-Bathtub? We don't know her.

-Shower? Ah, yes.

--"where's the last piece to the friggin' puzzle?"

-"ahah! I knew you would finish it without me."

-"I took it to the bathroom so I could get the joy of finishing the puzzle."

-"damn it Stanley."

RICHIE

-Jokes.

-"honey? Where are my paaaaaaaaaaants?"

-"in the drawer, Richard."

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