as things I have said pt 2 (preference)

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BILL

-Aw, man. Mathew Gray Gubler can't be my dad😔

-but he can be my Daddy😌✌️✨

STAN

-All hell is unleashed as I walk through this door.

-*walks through door*

-hi welcome to Chili's, can I take your spicy order?

RICHIE

-Aw bitch, really?

-Tom Holland likes Zendaya more than he likes his fans?

-*no one said that*

-I DID!

EDDIE

-Aw fuck, my potato left the plate. His new home is the floor now.

-NO BRUNO DONT EAT MY POTATO HE WAS LIVING THAT FLOOR LIFE OMIGOD!

BEN

-How do you tell the difference between British people and Australian people?

-*idk?

-yeah I don't either I thought you did?

MIKE

-mother fucker dood.

*Captain America grabs Thor's hammer*

-that was fucking savage, dood.

BEVERLY

-What the fuck Bill, why would you leave me on Read like that?

-*you sent it 24 seconds ago let me type*

Oh?

Yes.

It's stranger things time to shine bitch.

WILL

-HOW THE FUCK- WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT MIKE? YOU HIT THE ORK, BAD IDEA!!!

MIKE

-When will this cycle ever end?

-oh wait, I know. In 84 mother fucking years.

ELEVEN

-who the hell is Tracy?

-oh hold on, my brother wants my phone.

*Stands up*

-FUCK OFF JANET IM NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER!

-perfect.

MAX

-Ever think about Ned from Spiderman homecoming?

-HE'S BALD NOW WHAT THE FUCK!

LUCAS

-to bad Nancy Cartwright isn't the voice of Bart Simpson.

-oh wait, fuck, she do be Bart tho.

DUSTIN

-The never ending story?

-more like the never ending epidemic.

STEVE

-Nancy, stop crying.

-I didn't WANT your grandpa to die, but here we are, so calm down!

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