BILL
-Aw, man. Mathew Gray Gubler can't be my dad😔
-but he can be my Daddy😌✌️✨
STAN
-All hell is unleashed as I walk through this door.
-*walks through door*
-hi welcome to Chili's, can I take your spicy order?
RICHIE
-Aw bitch, really?
-Tom Holland likes Zendaya more than he likes his fans?
-*no one said that*
-I DID!
EDDIE
-Aw fuck, my potato left the plate. His new home is the floor now.
-NO BRUNO DONT EAT MY POTATO HE WAS LIVING THAT FLOOR LIFE OMIGOD!
BEN
-How do you tell the difference between British people and Australian people?
-*idk?
-yeah I don't either I thought you did?
MIKE
-mother fucker dood.
*Captain America grabs Thor's hammer*
-that was fucking savage, dood.
BEVERLY
-What the fuck Bill, why would you leave me on Read like that?
-*you sent it 24 seconds ago let me type*
Oh?
Yes.
It's stranger things time to shine bitch.
WILL
-HOW THE FUCK- WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT MIKE? YOU HIT THE ORK, BAD IDEA!!!
MIKE
-When will this cycle ever end?
-oh wait, I know. In 84 mother fucking years.
ELEVEN
-who the hell is Tracy?
-oh hold on, my brother wants my phone.
*Stands up*
-FUCK OFF JANET IM NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER!
-perfect.
MAX
-Ever think about Ned from Spiderman homecoming?
-HE'S BALD NOW WHAT THE FUCK!
LUCAS
-to bad Nancy Cartwright isn't the voice of Bart Simpson.
-oh wait, fuck, she do be Bart tho.
DUSTIN
-The never ending story?
-more like the never ending epidemic.
STEVE
-Nancy, stop crying.
-I didn't WANT your grandpa to die, but here we are, so calm down!
YOU ARE READING
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Hayran Kurgumultifandom imagines and preferences side note: I do not support jdg anymore!! COMPLETED [✓] #1 in itimagines 7-19-20 started - oct. 18 2019. ended - mar. 22 2021.