Imagine thinking your problems were solved? You'd be grateful right? Of course. Then to only find out things got a hell of a lot worse faster than you could have imagined that they would.
Rain & Happi are happy and in love. But what will come of th...
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Home - Sunday - 12:46 pm
So, Phueng and Happi. Okay so..I don't know how to explain this. I was naked in the shower minding my own business for the past couple of weeks. Right! Not bothering no one minding my own little business just showering.
Happi steps into the shower naked, and smiling and showing her our baby bump and everything. being all cute. I didn't realize that she was holding something in her right hand.
She stepped a little closer to me running her hand up my chest. Me thinking she want some shower sex. I start getting harder and everything.
Tell me fucking why, this damn girl shoves Jay into my face. I damn near break my fucking neck trying to get out of the shower. I broke the glass shower door down, cutting my damn foot and hand in the process and falling on top of that. I look up Phueng ass is standing there with a fucking bucket.
I went to tell her she better fucking not, and she dumps fucking pink oil paint glitter all over me, Happi naked ass picks up another bucket and dumps flour all over me. My damn eyes were burning it's all over my hairs, and damn pubic hair. On top of that it's oil paint, that shit is hard to clean.
Now here we are.
"Who idea was this?" I asked wrapped in a towel still covered in pain and flour standing in the living room
"You don't want to start a war with me" I said walking back and forth with my hands on my hips
"You look pretty in pink" Happi said and Phueng started laughing
"It goes great with your skin" Phueng added
"Someone is washing this off my hair and my balls, MY BALLS" I said
"I told you to shave a few weeks ago, you said you didn't feel like it" Happi added
"Okay I see how it is. I see how it is. So this is how it's going to be...watch your backs" I pointed to them as I left the living room
"What in the hell happened to you?" Jackson said walking past
"Suck my balls, piss off" I added
"Okay glitter bomb" he laughed
"They got it coming watch. They better even start calling me mean or nothing. They started this" I said walking back in the room
I can't fucking say how many time I have had to pay to replace a damn glass shower door. Too many damn times, Happi and Phueng asses can pay for it.
