Gay messes group chat (supergirl)

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(Lena- gaymesss
Kara- Sunshinedanvers
Alex- badasscop
Maggie- detectivedimples
Winn- foolthatschotthim
Cat- badassboss
Jimmy- photoboy
Veronica- rushandroulette
Sam- Samwillreign )

the super gays

foolthatschotthim- hello misses and bitches

badasscop- winn I SWARE TO GOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU UP AT THE UNGODLY HOUR OF 4 AM SERIOUSLY

foolthatschotthim- counter question why are YOU up at this ungodly hour?

badasscop- because my ass vibrating woke me up because you created this fucking thing

gayassbitch- why in the world did you still have your phone in your pocket anyway?

badasscop- dont judge me I was tired and lay down on my couch and next thing I knew boom its 4 am and my ass is vibrating for some reason and not in a good way

gayassbitch- okay did not need that mental image thank you, Danvers

foolthatschotthim- wow I can see why you two get along so well your both so grumpy

badasscop- winn I KNOW ALOT OF WAYS TO KILL A PERSON WITH MY POINTER FINGER DONT TEST ME BITCH

detectivedimples- is it just me who thinks that whenever you say that it sounds dirty in some twisted way

Gayassbitch- Nah me too dude AND WINN I AM NOT AFRAID TO KILL YOU WITH THE slowest AND PAINFUL CHEMICAL BURNS I CAN INFLICT ON YOU

sunshinedanvers- Lena Kieran Luthor I sware to Rao I am not afraid to toss your phone so far into the stratosphere that it evaporates if you dont turn the phone off or you TURN THE DAM BRIGHTNESS DOWN

detectivedimples- wait -YOU TWO ARE IN THE SAME BED WHAT

gayassbitch- not technically we're on the same couch kara came round to watch a movie and we ended up falling asleep so

sunshinedanvers- I mean how can you not lenas couch is so comfy its insane like seriously

foolthatschotthim- im, not a detective but uhm 1) THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DATE 2) THATS NOT HETERO BEHAVIOUR

gayassbitch- winn nothing I do is hetero behaviour

sunshinedanvers- we literally watched titanic for some reason witch Lena hates for some reason

gayassbitch- FOR THE RECORD IF ROSE HAD MOVER HER SELFISH PETTY ASS OVER HE WOULD HAVE Servived AND NOT HAVE FUCKING FROZEN TO DEATH. ITS THAT MUCH COMMON SENCE THAT EVEN A 10-YEAR-OLD COULD FIGURE IT OUT FOR FUCK's SAKE

sunshinedanvers- I just watched Lena type that out and her face is so calm its kind of scary

badasscop- and on that note LETS ALL GO TO BED OKAY? SAWYER GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE QUICK, WINN YOU ENJOY BEING LONELY AND SINGLE AND HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH JAMES, KARA AND LENA YOU TWO KEEP BEING OBLIVIOUS BEFORE I FORCE YOU TWO TO TALK TO EACH OTHER LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE. DEADASS ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS WHO WE SAW WHEN WE WERE OUT THE OTHER DAY THOUGHT THAT YOU TWO WERE DATING AND HONESTLY I DONT BLAME THAT BITCH EMMA.

sunshinedanvers- huh

gayassbitch- come again?

foolthatschotthim- bit harsh and I have no comment to the last part

detectivedimples- calm your winey ass down im coming