a gay drv3 chat fic (yes oumasai)

𝗮 𝘀𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗱

shuichi get ur mans: we're baaaack!

gay piano: did something happen?

kokichi's property: ouma got a-

shuichi get ur mans: shhhhh it's a secret
shuichi get ur mans: it's easier to just say we adopted a child

gay piano: oh?

kokichi's property: we didn't!!

dangerous tsundere: huh.

kokichi's property: OUMAAA

shuichi get ur mans: Nihihihii~ fine i was lying

gay piano: what did you get?

shuichi get ur mans: a cat!

ultimate shipper: AWW THATS SO CUTE YOU ADOPTED A CAT TOGETHER BDISMWKDJ

gay piano: there she goes again
gay piano: but really? a cat?

kokichi's property: yep, though i'm not even sure if he knows how to take care of one

shuichi get ur mans: of course i do!
shuichi get ur mans: if you help me

kokichi's property: but you- y'know what fine

shuichi get ur mans: yayy!

kokichi's property: it's living with you though

shuichi get ur mans: okayy! :)

dangerous tsundere: they act like a couple

kokichi's property: what?!
kokichi's property: we're not-

gay piano: oh please, as if i don't sense gay vibes coming from you too

kokichi's property: KAEDE

gay piano: hahaha! it's true tho

twinkle twinkle: hey! my sidekick isn't attracted to that little panta freak!

gay piano: i mean shuichi is bisexual so-

kokichi's property: A K A M A S T U!!!!

gay piano: oh whoops! sorry shuichi..

kokichi's property: ...it's fine i guess
kokichi's property: i was going to tell everyone anyway

twinkle twinkle: WAIT WHAAAT

dangerous tsundere: you really didn't sense it?

twinkle twinkle: MAKIROLL YOU KNEW TOO??

gay piano: kaito really is an idiot..

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Kokichi's face burned up from the other side of the screen. "Saihara..he really isn't straight, I might have a chance!" He rolled around his bed, smiling like a dork.