Aries: I mean I don't cry obviously but you're a good shoulder to cry on, thanks
Taurus: Mom friend, it's adorable
Gemini: Omg I swear, what drugs are you on
Cancer: You'd be more fun if you started talking more
Leo: Ayyy best dude/dudette
Virgo: Adventure buddy for life!
Libra: wHaT a cOuCh pOtAtO
Scorpio: You have a nice taste in music
Capricorn: Why do you always look like you wanna murder everyone? Yet you're still sweet
Aquarius: Grandpa friend lol
Pisces: Most dirty minded person I've ever met