"Aloha and welcome-" "EXCUSE ME DONT TOUCH ME I WILL PERSONALLY LIGHT A MATCH UNDER YOU BED AND WATCH YOU BURN." That nice vacation lady better watch her back before those banobo monkeys come and unleash their wrath. Now I know what your thinking and that I might be acting a bit harsh but I wasn't and y'all better learn. WHEN SOMEONE APPROACHES YOU, YOU MAKE AN "X" WITH YOUR FINGERS AND START CHANTING AND SHAKING. IT WORKS. unless some people are into that. YOU SHOULD THEN PROCEED TO CHUCK DANIMALS AND CAPRI SUNS AT THEM YELLING "RESPECT THE POUCH" I think you understand what I'm getting at. IF A CHICKEN COMES AND STARTS TO LAY SPAM ON YOU THE SAME PROCEDURE APPLIES. OKAY? COMPRENDE? ALRIGHT? OKAY GOOD. IF YOU DONT KNOW THE FOUR AND A HALF BLAHHAAAAAAAS THAN YOU BEST START LEARNING THEM.
-xoxo the hairy nipple
