More Dares UwU

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Luna: We has more dares y'all! And this takes place like 2 weeks after the end of my not-yet-published oneshot (look on my profile's section of What I'm Working On to see which one). All of this does.

Sky: I can't wait. For the dares, of course.

Cookie: Also new hosts! Here they are! Oh yeah, and as for the songs, Luna posts them up there for whatever you want. Half the time they won't even relate to the chapter.

Lucario: Hi, I'm Lucario-For-Life. I am a Lucario.

Gilbert: I'm OogaBooga617538. I'm getting tortured today.

Sky: Yes you are. You deserve it. Luna has allowed us to start with it.

Luna: I cropped the picture to show only the dare

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Luna: I cropped the picture to show only the dare. See why in the previous chapter's comments.

Sky: *snaps lethally*

Gilbert: *Sees Yellow* Heeeyyyy there. You sure you aren't an angel? 'Cause you sure do look as beautiful as one~

Red: YOU. WILL. DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Knocks Gilbert out and kills him*

Sky: Ummmm.... moving on! This dare is from me.

Blake: No, that is unacceptable! It is not proper!

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Blake: No, that is unacceptable! It is not proper!

Lucario: Nothing is proper now.

Blake: q_q

Sky: *Snaps fingers*

Blake: Bawk bawk! Next dare! Bawk bawk! I need seeds! Bawk bawk!

*Cue the laughing*

Cookie: Next dare!

Luna: Well, I prepared, and X and Y will be doing

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Luna: Well, I prepared, and X and Y will be doing....

X: Please. Don't kill me. 

Luna: Why?

X: You're my ex.

Luna: I feel that is not relative. At all. And really awkward to mention to the readers. *Fourth wall is quickly repaired* But I hate bad Just Dances so here you are, X and Y!

X: LUNA THAT IS RIDICULOUS!!!!! YOU SAID YOU'D GO EASY ON ME!!!!!!

Luna: Hey! I like the song! And at least I didn't do Old Town Road or Animals or The Final Countdown or Waka Waka.

X: Okay, good point.

Luna: I am full of good points. Y, X, dance! Now!

Y: Let's go, X, and get this over with....

*After the song, with multiple stops to make sure Luna literally didn't die of laughter so all the author powers would disappear and leave a dead Luna and a chicken Blake forever*

X: That in itself was extremely torturous, but knowing Luna was laughing at me and soley at me was even worse.

Luna: *Wheezing* S-sorry n-not sorry *Wheezes some more*

Sky: While Luna recovers, we have a truth from me. This is why this chapter is before the date and happy Yellow one.

 This is why this chapter is before the date and happy Yellow one

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Black: I am very close to killing you. At least it's Hilda, not Prez. *Pulls White close* Obviously I like Prez. *Blushes*

White: I-I like you too!

Blake: *Simply winks at Whitley, who blushes*

Luna, still recovering: S-Silver... *cough cough wheeze*

Silver: B-back at you... I guess?

*Skipping Gold, Crystal, Ruby, and Sapphire, Red, Yellow, and Emerald who doesn't have one. Everyone but Emerald didn't do anything exciting*

X: Y.. 0////0

Y: Awww, I love you too! *Hugs X*

Luna: This is 90% of the reason I broke up with X, guys. Anyway, Now with the host's crushes...

Gilbert: They aren't on Wattpad. But their name is Ofelia.

Lucario: 

Luna: That's all for now, comment some dares (or truths) down below

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Luna: That's all for now, comment some dares (or truths) down below. Byeeeee!!!!!

Gold: Guys, Luna doesn't own the songs or characters. Obviously.

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