Luna: Heyo, and welcome back! Yes, my skin was ripped off. My callous, to be exact. On both darn hands. It was not fun. Wally's joining us too!
Wally: H-hi, everybody!
Also, news flash - Gilbert and Cookie are dating! Also, he's going by Obby now. Anyway, he isn't gonna flirt with Yellow anymore-
Red and Cookie: Thank you, Lord Helix.
Luna: -because we don't want him to leave. Instead, he'll flirt with Crystal with a violent Gold watching! This is a one-time thing...
Obby and Cookie: NUUUUUU 😭
Crystal and Gold: But why?
Luna: HE SAID HE WOULDN'T MIND SPECIALJEWELSHIPPING
Crystal, Gold, and Silver: ...Oh....
Luna: Anyway, it starts... now!
Gilbert: Hello, dearie~
Crystal and Gold: *Kicks and hits Gilbert to death*
Cookie: My dare next!
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Anime peeps: Well, I dunno if getting left out is good or bad...
Platinum: All the money?!? Like, all 3,458,185,984 Pokedollars?!?!
Everyone, especially Gold and Blue: YOU HAVE OVER 3 BILLION?!?!
Platinum: Um, yes. Is that a problem?
Gold: NOPENOPENOPE
Crystal: *Sigh*
Etta: *Revives Gilbert*
*After they play*
White: Alright... *Places card down* I WIN! HA!
Platinum: *Sadly hands over the 3 billion+ Pokedaollars*
Gold and Blue: NOOOO!!!! *Sobs* (They were playing against White to win)
White: Great!
Gold and Blue: *CRI*
Cookie: U-um...
Henry: I have a dare. Here!
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Basically everybody: Uuuuuuuuggggghhhhh.....
Lucario: Here! *sets up a random Monopoly board*
Luna: I have a list of teams! Here:
Team 1 - Wheelbarrow
Red and Yellow
Team 2 - Battleship
Green and Blue
Team 3 - Shoe
Gold and Crystal
Team 4 - Hat
Silver and Emerald
Team 5 - Thimble
Ruby and Sapphire
Team 6 - Duck
Black and White
Team 7 - Cat
Blake and Whitley
Team 8 - Dinosaur
X and Y
Team 9 - Dog
Ash and Serena
Team 10 - Car
Dawn and Paul
Team 11 - Penguin
May and Drew
Team 12 - Random figure Luna pulled out of nowhere
Diamond and Platinum
Team 13 - Another random figure Cookie pulled out of nowhere
Pearl and Wally
Luna: Now, you guys have ASSIGNED pieces! So no fighting over them! You CAN trade though...
*After no trading bcs everyone wants their pieces or knows they won't get a trade*
Sky: So, all the teams are going in order. START!
*After a day*
Gold: Oh yeah! Finally! (He and Crystal got Boardwalk and Park Place)
May: Waaah! (She and Drew have Baltic Avenue and Vermont Avenue)
Drew: Calm down, Airhead.
May: Well, what do you think we should do, Treetop?!?!
Ash: Now now... (He and Serena have Indiana Avenue but are fine with only one property)
Dawn: You guys, this is just a game, everyone is okay! (She and Paul have Electric Company and Pennsylvania Avenue)
Paul: Shut up, no it isn't. We're battling real people.
~Le Timeskip~
Luna: STAHP!
*The chaos that had resulted in multiple Pokemon and human battles freezes*
Cookie: Oh, phew. All is well now!
Sky: Are you sure.
Obby: Never.
Etta: And damn, we don't have any dares left, now do we? Dear readers, please tell us if we forgot a dare or if you have a new one.
Silver: Also Luna and I are dating. Wow, she hasn't updated this book for a long time.
Luna: *In the distance* Hey!
Platinum: A-anyway, Luna doesn't own the pictures, song, or characters!
Wally: Bye!
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
FanfictionPokemon Truth or Dare. You know how it works. Look inside for the characters! Only temporary hosts. Like only-one-chapter hosts. No exceptions. ~ Best Ranking: #1 in "Pokemontruthordare" out of 21 stories!!! NUMBER 1!!! (Mid-2020)
