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Okay, now how was Chenle supposed to act? He was added to the group chat with the cute boy in it - why he had said yes he had no idea, but he had. So now, he was watching the chaos unfold and trying to figure out how in the world he was going to survive this - and how to stop Haechan or Renjun from looking at his phone every time it buzzed. Which was a ton.

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twitter

johnny is a hoe

6:22

@dolphin_screams added @dolphin_dolphin to "johnny is a hoe"

@dolphin_screams
please don't scare them.

@dolphin_screams
this is my friend, dol.

@dolphin_screams
they're a new chenle account
and I wanted to add them
so they could know us
and be friends you know? i
know a lot of people need
friends to talk about their passions
with.

@jaehyun_spring
way to make us sound old.

@kuns_giggles
and pathetic

@youaremy.sunshine
yoooo hey dol, if you scroll
up you can see our introductions!
you should probably do one
too, we don't want weird creepy
old guys in here.

@dolphin_screams
don't make him uncomfortable.

@dolphin_screams
dol, you don't have to do an
intro now. you can get to know us first.

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Chenle let out a sigh of relief, thanking the heavens someone like Ji existed so that he could avoid giving out his face.

At the worst though, he could just search up someone. That might work. As a last resort.

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twitter

johnny is a hoe

6:25

@renjun_moominbae
DID I SEE MY BABY BROTHER
MAKING FRIENDS?!

@renjun_moominbae
YOU MADE A FRIEND
🥺🥺🥺💞💞💞

@renjun_moominbae
HI FRIEND OF MY BABY
BROTHER

@renjun_moominbae
YOU'RE MY BABY NOW 🥺💞

@dolphin_screams
jaemin...

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twitter

private message

6:31

@dolphin_screams
i am so sorry

@dolphin_screams
i had no idea they'd be like this

@dolphin_dolphin
ahhh it's good! they're just
like my friends in shanghai!!!