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Chapter Two - The Neighbor

You woke up to the smell of bacon, and the sound of yelling. You rolled over and groaned loudly before getting up. You checked the clock, it said 6:12 AM. After that, you cautiously walked over to the stairs and stared down them. The sound of yelling got louder, and you were able to tell that it was Tom and Edd.

Since you were new to the house, it took you a few tries to find the kitchen. First, you accidentally walked into a room that was presumably Tom's, due to the blue theme. Then, you walked into the bathroom, where you found Matt making out with a mirror.

That's gonna take a while to erase from your memory. You eventually found the kitchen, where Tom and Edd were wrestling on the floor, yelling things about bacon. There was some bacon cooking on the stove, where it was getting burned. You calmly took some, put it on a plate, walked over to the table and ate it.

Tom eventually knocked Edd unconscious, and stood up, looking happy. That turned into a frown when he noticed the empty pan with no bacon.

"You little shit, did you eat my bacon?" he yelled at you.

Think, Y/N.

"No, I didn't," you said lamely. "I think it was a rat."

Tom narrowed his eyes. "What did you just eat?"

"Waffles?" At around that time, Matt emerged from the bathroom. You couldn't deny that he looked better than the others. He also seemed to be wearing lipstick.

"Good morning, Tom! I'm sure Y/N didn't eat your bacon, right, Y/N? She's too nice to do that!" Matt smiled at Tom. "I'm going to go to the mirror store now, bye!" Matt zipped out of the room in an almost comical way.

"Hey, Tom." You smirked at him. "Why do you have a teddy bear in your room?"

Tom's cheeks turned scarlet. "Why were you in my room?"

"I thought it was the kitchen..."

He rolled his eyes. "You thought the room that says 'Tom's room, keep out' on it was the kitchen?"

"Who wants to watch TV?" Edd asked. Unknown to both of you, he had gotten up, and he was enjoying a plate of bacon and eggs.

"You son of a bitch, you said that was the last of the bacon!" Tom yelled.

"Well..." Edd took his last bite of eggs and chewed it slowly. "I lied."

Tom looks like he's about to explode, so you intervene. "Edd had a good idea, let's watch some TV." You walk to the living room, and they follow you. Edd switches the TV on and puts on a zombie movie. You take out your phone, and see that there's one new text from your friend, Stephanie.

Y/U = Your Username

Stephthegreat: how's it going up in london?

Y/U: It's strange but pretty fun.

Stephthegreat: is matt nice?

Y/U: Yeah, but just as narcissistic as I remember!

Y/U: He has some weird friends/roommates, though.

Stephthegreat: omg are they guys

Y/U: Yes.

Stephthegreat: are they hoooooot

Stephthegreat: y/n homie this is your chance to get laid

Y/U: I don't want to get laid, though.

Stephthegreat: lies

Stephthegreat: youve only had sex that one time when you were 19.

Stephthegreat: it was awesome correct

Stephthegreat: stop being such a nerrrrd.

Y/U: Hee hee.

Y/U: I suppose that might be fun.

Y/U: But not with these guys. Edd is too nice, and I'm pretty sure Tom hates me.

Stephthegreat: speaking bout hot guys

Y/U: Oh no, you didn't!

Stephthegreat: i met onnnnnne!!!

Y/U: Tell me all about him.

Stephthegreat: well we met at this store where he works.

Stephthegreat: he has the hottest accent lmao

Stephthegreat: i think it's german?

Stephthegreat: or maybe Norwegian

Stephthegreat: anyways he's hot and charming af

Stephthegreat: says his name is mark. Mark galeson.

Stephthegreat: he also has carmel colored hair and he wears red stuff and it's beautiful

Y/U: He sounds brilliant, Steph.

Y/U: But are you dating him, or is this just another crush?

Stephthegreat: oh cmon comrade

Stephthegreat: im so irresistible u dont even know

Stephthegreat: he asked me out the moment our eyes made contact

Stephthegreat: i was suprised that he didn't have a gf but im like

Stephthegreat: 'ok s n a c c'

Stephthegreat: now we're dating and we will have 20 kids with caramel hair and they will be beautiful and he will be beautiful

Y/U: Ha, I wish I had your luck.

Y/U: Only guy who I think liked me was that one nerd in high school.

Y/U: Oh shit, I need to go.

You closed your phone and slipped it into your pocket.

"So, Y/N, tell us about you." Edd asked.

"I'm 23, and... my name is Y/N. Also, I like rocks." Your communication skills were horrible.

"Ay, losers!" someone yelled. "Open the door!"

Tom and Edd both groaned in unison. You were the first over at the door. You opened it. There was a man standing there who had a remarkable resemblance to Edd, but he had a bit of stubble on his chin, he had green eyes, and he was wearing a green jacket over a grey shirt.

"Oh, hey there, hottie. What are you doing with these guys?" He said in a flirty voice. You really wanted to take Steph's advice and get laid, but your inner cold, smartass self came alive in that moment.

"Matt is my cousin. Any more stupid questions? Why are you here?"

"Well, I heard that there was a new addition to Edd's friend group, and I wanted to check 'em out. Didn't expect it to be someone this sexy. Eduardo, by the way." He held out a hand to you. You didn't shake it.

You recognized his voice, he was the man who had asked if you were Edd when you knocked on their door.

By that time, Tom and Edd both were behind you, watching Eduardo.

"Oh hey, losers." He scoffed. "Can't believe you ended up with these guys," he said to you. "See you later." He closed the door.

A moment later, the door opened again.

"Hello, friends!" Matt said, beaming. His arms were full of bags, which all contained mirrors. "There were a lot of zombies at the grocery store, and I think they followed me!" He looked behind him, where a large crowd of zombies had gathered. "We should probably lock the doors."