The Hell Happen To My Life?!?!

Chapter 1-damn it

This was made for my own shits and giggle's just to let yall know

Hiya, I'm izuku midoriya, That much you should know, here is what you need to know my life will be unbearably long.

(4 years old)

I woke up with energy as usual but today was special, the moment my eyes opened I had this murderous grin on my face and screamed 'okay hear me out, I saw a pedophile on my wall.' My mom ran into my room and my dad following slowly after "what's wrong baby, are you okay, are you hurt, why did you-" Dad was in the room when I interrupted her "Why is there a pedophile's photo on my wall?!!?"

Dad mediately looked at where I was pointing and started laughing "O-Oh M-MY GOD inko honey did you really put that up last night?!" I look at mom in her eyes grab the poster and wall starring into her soul rip the fucking thing to shreds. I grabbed a pair of clothes and marched to the bathroom to change.

'I may-be four but I can rule the world with my iron fist's' "yeah you tiny chubby noodle fist's" I hear dad yell from the living room 'the nerve of that asshole!' I finish getting dressed and walk out to see my sperm doner "get in the car were going to see if you're useful." 'I flip him the bird and start to pack what little shit I have ready for my 'parents' kick me to the curb, I have a gut feeling it's going to happen not random plot convenience.'

 I grab and stuff clothes food water cash and my laptop, phone, and their chargers as well as all my notebooks into a bag and run out to the car and jump into the back seat hiding my bag. I see both of them walk out of the house and towards the car that I'm in. They get into the car and drivers to the hospital. We got there quickly, I grabbed my bag and ran in so they couldn't protest about it.

We got there when they called my name and I ran and pulled the doctor in leaving my unwanted creators in the waiting area.

The doctor was confused but brushed it off 'wow not even going to question me?!' The doctor quickly did a scan and looked at me surprised that day "your quirk if you can even call it that is immortality." I sigh and nod.

I walk out and my mom looked speechless because of my response when she asked what my quirk was. "Fuuuccckkkkk life on earth is gonna ssuuccckkkkkk." I mean what was she supposed to expect from me, I'm almost as smart as her, and I'm four I knew the concept of life and death.

She looked at me questionably as I answered (lied) "I'm quirkless" 'it's technically not a lie cause the doctor said it can hardly be considered a quirk, but the less they know the better me life will be.

Both of my discussing and unwanted looking creators both looked at me in disgust, I mentally and physically sighed "just drop me off at the ocean or something"

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'Okay, so I didn't fucking mean it literally they could have just left me at the hospital.' I scan the beach that is filled to the brim with trash 'looks like no school for me tell someone has the audacity to adopt a hobo dumpster child.' Mentally sighing I make my way around and make-shift a car into a bed 'this is going to take a while...I wonder If I will stop aging at a certain age?'

(3 years later he is 7)

That was one of many questions I asked myself as I turned into a vigilante that ran into Eraserhead more then I should have.

I jump into my makeshift house which from the inside looks like a lab which kinda is but the outside looks like a mountain of trash and to be fair it is. I sit down and turn my homemade computer on and obviously start playing chest with nezu at the same time I'm playing call of duty modern warfare.

Just as I win against nezu and beirly loose CODMW I feel bondage around my stomach "this seem's to be getting very kinky shouta." He ground and pulled me out and dragged me to the police station.

I very kindly let him and his kink drag me to our favorite detective.