The Hell Happen To My Life?!?!

Chapter 2-fuck you to dad

I edited it from a screenshot on my phone this is the best I can do

 Izuku pov

Soooooooo

I think shouta has kink's on throwing children into interrogation rooms I look at the oneway mirror and it is in no way one was to me 'hu find something new every five minutes.' I wave at nezu he waved back, I walked around talking "damn I would love to have some coffee right now, preferably blacker then my soul but I can never get it that way."

I spot a police officer that looked at me worried I look at him then continued "maybe I can get a paying job after my life sentence in prison...wait they can't send a minor in prison can they?" I look at the ceiling in thought "nope they can't, wonder if I can get my stuff before they throw me back out into this ungodly world" The door opens and I see nezu shouta and my favorite detective that I have found a name for because Naomasa or whatever his name is it too long.

I walk to them and smile "hi nezu, good game wishes I could have pointed out your mistakes before bondage man over here came(broke) in." Nezu chuckled as I looked to the now dubbed T-salty "hey t-salty, my favorite detective been like two hours scenes I saw you," he glared at me "living up to my new nickname already I see but don't be salty t-salty I'll do your paperwork." His glare softened.

I turn and look at shouta "hello dadzawa, throwing children into interrogation rooms a new kink of yours? I already knew you had a thing with bondage but this is a new level." Yeah, he punched me in the stomach, didn't hurt but I still reflexed and bent over. When I straightened up I said "you know you tolerate me," he hit me on the side of my head I sighed and sat down putting my head on the table ready to sleep.

I hear a deep sigh from t-salty as he walks out and quickly comes back with the whole pot of coffee and hands it to me "thanks t-salty, now I all freely answer anything you want even give you my life story I like to call it 'being immortal sucks ass and I'm, like seven.'" Dadzawa shook his head "let's stick with questions for now."

I dramatically put one hand on my chest and the other on my head and leaned back a little and dramatically shouted: "oh, the hobo wound's me." I look at nezu to see he's chuckling 'yes I got some points.' The other two looked so done it was almost laughable, almost.

I sat down waiting for the questions which started right away

t-salty: name, age, parents, quirk-

Hobo: why the fuck you live in a dump-

The end: what's your IQ

I laughed and it hurt, tears were falling down my face "y-you guys are so different it's painfully funny." I had to stop and take a breath that I didn't really need and slowly answered

Mistake: My name is blank but my birth name is izuku midoriya but please call me blank or izuku. My age is seven. My parents and inko and Hisashi midoriya. My quirk is immortality, but I don't know all its aspects but I can control atoms and my body? Kinda like shapeshifting, along with this, I had a huge growth sport last year so I am going to take a guess and to say that I will forever look eighteen(TOP pic is him and his hero/vig costume). I live in the dump because I told my abusive parents I was quirkless so they would get rid of me. I packed my bag in advance before the appointment. And my IQ I never tested but I know I don't need much schooling cause I finished college classes online when I was younger.

'Yeah okay their all staring at me that's great' t-salty slams his head on the table nezu had an evil glint in his eyes if I have ever seen one, and the damn hobo took my coffee and chugged it. I stared at him "m-my coffee!!" tear's escaped my I eyes at the now-empty pot for my gone coffee.

I slumped into my seat "damn hobo" I hear a soft clap from the elephant(rat) in the room. I looked at him questionably as he spoke: "Eraserhead will take you in and I will ready a test for you to take, because of your situation, you aren't, technically able to be vigilante, nor able to be a hero."

He took a pause "you can continue what you do but you will be going with Eraserhead but you will endure more training and if I find that your knowledge can be improved your schedule will be changed and be my personal student, and when the day comes you will take the licensing exam when your sixteen."

I grin and pump my fist's "Yesss, maybe I can actually learn new languages or cemetery, totally going to have to focus on math wiring electricity, out I can learn a bunch of martial art's ooooooow this is going to be fun...I need sleep or coffee right now." Nezu's glint in his eyes somehow got bigger.

Naomasa left the room talking about how much paperwork he has, nezu gave me a piece of paper that had dadzawa's, naomasa's, and his number. I give a nod as he left. I look at the only person left in the room. Who used his kinky scarf and held me upside down walking quickly out of the room into a more crowded room as I yelled in a teasing voice "fuck you to dad, not like I want to be in this kinky scarf." I got knocked out for that, and as I left the world for now, thankfully accepted the darkness I heard giggles from the police officers as we left the building.