The Hell Happen To My Life?!?!

Chapter 4-The fuck did I sign up for

'thoughts'

what's happening or whatever

"speaking"

"different language"

time skip or A/N

someone's POV

izuku POV

I was ruefully woken up by a black cat, I yawn and stretch "hello what's the name of the one to wake me from my slumber?" Me joking not expecting the response I get from...a cat "clover your highness." I stare at him "okay not the weirdest thing ever, how can I hear and talk to you?"

I stand up as he climbs me to wrap around my neck. I walk into the kitchen at two in the morning 'that's pretty good' and make coffee. "Your kind calls them quirks, you are animal king, you can change into a cat, might be able to change into more I don't know." I give him a nod sipping on my black coffee.

I go to the living room and grab the same book as last time but I am going to take notes in said book. As time went by it was around seven in the morning and dad walked into the door awhile ago. I am halfway through the book when I feel the couch dip, I look up to see dad next to me and papa in the armchair next to him. 

I stare at them as dad gave me an exasperated look and asked: "how much sleep did you get last night?" I shrugged when I said "about two hours, the usual" papa shook his head "both of your sleep schedules are shit." I nod in agreeance "you're not supposed to agree, izuku" papa yelled.

I shrugged putting the book away as I walk to clover, picking her up, petting her and I sat back down with him cuddling around my neck. The adults in the room stared as I started talking to him "he clover what's up with them?" He opened one eye looked at them then closed it again "I don't give them attention like this, more like I don't give them attention." I hummed and asked, "why not?" He answered in an embarrassed tone "I don't think they'll like it, I'm a little clingy." 

I smiled "they kinda look upset that I was the first one you did it to, how about this wall I'm gone you give them attention, hum, then when I'm back well become gossip buddies. We really need to get these to married." He rubbed his head on my chin "okay, sounds like a plan."

We sat for like thirty seconds before the door slammed open and nezu on nemy's shoulders were in the door "let's get this bitch started" nezu yelled. I turned to dad and papa "The fuck did I sign up for?!" They shook their heads "we'll pray for you."

And I was out the door thankfully clover was already in dad's arms before I was dragged out of the house.

Next thing I know we're in the mall, I sigh as they pull me to store's I found the four outfits that I like but they didn't stop there we walked(dragged) around the mall as they picked up bathroom supplies, grabbed a mattress, bed frame, paint, dressers, workbench, hooks, storage compartments, desk, computer(s), laptop, phone, rug, and a lot of decoration. All of this was picked up and moved into a trailer.

As they pull me to a cat cafe I run up and say "give me the strongest blackest coffee you can make." They nod and get right to it after he gets nemy's and nezu's order. I sit at a corner table with the other two following.

We wait, and during this time there were a lot of cats on me nemy and nezu take pictures. "You're going to try and use that as blackmail aren't you." All I got were nods I sigh "they like that all the time majesty?" I looked at the cat's "yeah, but only to people they care about."

I got nods and more questions are drinks came "you smell like the homan's that come here often." I answered quickly "one wearing all black that looks like a hobo the other a loud cockatoo?" They give a quick nod as I chuckle "yeah, they adopted me off the street, you could call them my parent's I call the hobo dad and the loud one papa."

They give a satisfied nod as they played with each other's tail's "were you talking to the cats?" I look up and see nezu looking intrigued and nemy looking very confused. "yes, clover dad's cat said "it was a quirk, and that I am the animal king? Also said I can transform, but I haven't tried it yet."

Nezu gave a nod and nemy looked more confused "so you're getting more quirk's?"I shrugged my shoulder's "probably I mean, I can remake body parts and mold them differently, I can control atoms at a molecular level and I'm immortal, either these are going to keep showing up randomly or their extinction of my immortality."

They nod with concerned faces "I won't be actively using these powers though maybe for stealth missions, or my amusement but nothing else." I see an evil glint in nezu's eyes brighten as nemy smirked. I siped my drink and got up. "Well, when you have the test's ready give dad a call I know you have paperwork somewhere, nemy you can help with my room if you want but I'm going to go now."

I quickly left with everything I bought and hurried home not really wanting help as I quickly and delicately finished my room.