KOTLC REACT

Reacting to Lodestar (Book5)

Me: Aaaaaand, WE'RE BACK! *Tam and Keefe bickering in the background* Would you 2 shut up? I don't want any broken tables. *They shut up* Good. Today we will be reacting to Sophie's life book 5.

Linh: I thought it was called Keeper of the Lost Cities, or KOTLC as you call if.

Me: You're smart. Anyways, *Snaps fingers and everyone has a book* READ! *Everyone is shocked and starts reading.

{TIME SKIP- The part where Keefe meets Sophie in Leto's office.}

Fitz: I remember how angry I was at you. I was ready to shoot you with a medler if I ever saw you again.

Keefe: Awwww! Look at Fitzy! Being all nice and mushy!

Fitz: Shut up Keefe.

Tam: Yeah you're giving me a headache by being here.

Me: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL INFLICT ON YOU! *Everyone shuts up and continues reading book*

{TIME SKIP- The part where Sophie and Forkle meet with Gethen.}

Sophie: I still can't believe what happened at the peace summit. I'm so stupid and  should've seen it.

Me: You're not even at that part yet.

Sophie: So?

Keefe: Someone's feeling feisty.

Me: Didn't I tell you to shut up?

Biana, Dex and Marella: *On the floor, dying of laughter*

Me: Ok seriously can we get this done? This chapter is getting boring and I'm excited for the next react so SPEED IT UP CHICKS!

{FINISHED READING}

Sophie: That was something.

Keefe: Wow. You guys really hated me.

Fitz: Well what did you expect?

Keefe: I guess......

Me: What did I just say? Oh right, I told you to SHUT. UP. If I tell you to talk you can. Tam you're a good boy so you can talk now. React!

Tam: Linh and I were literally only in the end.

Me: Oh trust me, the next book has a LOT of Linh in it. And book 7 has lot's of Tam. So you're good. 

Tam: Sophie's perspective of things is....interesting.

Me: You can say that again. Keefe, you may react now.

Keefe: Worst book so far. Cuz Foster hated me. And Forkle 1 dies.

Me: Ok. Next! Fitz!

Fitz: Eh. It was ok. Less eventful. Well until the summit, but half of us weren't there.

Me: Whatever. Dexiepoo?

Dex: Ummm, what did you just call me?

Me: Why you got a problem? 

Dex: No.

Me: Good. Now react.

Dex: It was good. 

Me: Ok next. This is getting old. Marella.

Marella: I just realised that my own Mother solved a murder mystery without realizing.  Wow.

Me: Okay? Linh?

Linh: THE SIXTH BOOK HAS ME ON THE COVER!

Me: Kay then.... Biana?

Biana: It was ok. 

Me: You people have no appreciation for your own lives.

Sophie: Umm, do I get a say? I mean it's my life and I'm the one being embarrassed.

Me: Sure.

Sophie: Can we not read about my life from now on?

Me: Just for that, I'm doing a ship for the next react. You're not going to like it so prepare. BYEEEE!

Keefe: Anyone else really excited to see how this turns out.

Me: *In the background, scrolling through MLB posts on instagram* OMG WHAT IF KEEFE AND ADRIEN ARE BROTHERS?!

Everyone in the KOTLC Gang: *Is confused* Bye.