Hetalia Highschool Nordic Club

The Job of a High School Nordic!

Nora ran down the familiar halls of the school building.

"I'm never going to hear the end of it if I'm late..." She thought.

She opened the door to the abandoned music room and walked inside, she just stood there staring in confusion.

"When I opened the door, the whole place was decked out like a tropical paradise... Can you see this from heaven, far? This is the club I was forced to join." She thought, in a slightly annoyed tone.

"You're finally here, Nor. You're so late." Emil stated.

"I could be wrong, but my calendar said it's still early spring..." She said, looking around once more.

"Huddling under a table, fearing the cold is nonsense! And besides, the heating system we have is the best!" Matthias exclaimed.

"I thought we were supposed to embrace the cold. You know, since we're from Northern Europe...?" she questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"Do ya have a probl'm with the way we run our cl'b, Nora? Be careful wh't ya say. Ya owe us eight million y'n, rememb'r?" Berwald stated.

"Gentlemen don't bundle up in bulky clothing. It may be chilly early spring out in the real world, but here at the club, we want to surprise our chilly little kittens with a warm, tropical paradise. Oh, yes! We've turned this place into Nirvana; a balmy, tropical island of everlasting summer!" Matthias exclaimed, putting his arm on Nora's shoulder.

"That's funny, because I feel a massive chill right now..." Nora said, coldly.

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(The Nordic Club is Now Open for Business!)

"What heartlessness! Even with my lustrous skin, shining like brilliant ivory exposed by my Balinese King outfit-" "I'm no more than a slave before my goddess. I kneel before you and swear my loyalty." Matthias said, tilting a girl's face up, so she was staring straight into his eyes.

"Matthias..." a girl said, blushing.

"Lucky~." a second girl swooned.

"Oh, wow~..." a third girl swooned.

"I almost forgot to mention to you ladies... Next week the Nordic Club is sponsoring a party!" Matthias exclaimed, letting go of the girl's chin.

"We're throwing a party?" Nora asked, looking at Matthias.

"What kind of party is it going to be?" a girl over at Emil's table asked.

Nora looked at Emil.

"Is it going to be formal?" a second girl asked.

"Yes, in fact, we've rented the school's largest hall. It's the perfect place for dancing... I won't waste my time with any other girls, you ladies are the ones I want to spend time with~." Emil said in a smooth, soft voice.

The girls at the table swooned over Emil as he smiled at them, saying things like; 'Oh, Emil, you're so dreamy!' 'You're so perfect!' Blah blah blah...

"The guests seem to be a lot more worked up than they usually are." Nora stated, watching Emil 'flirting' with the girls at his table.

"Showing s'me skin proves popul'r with th' ladies." Berwald stated.

"So, are you the one who came up with this tropical paradise idea?" Nora asked, looking at Berwald.

"I h've no decision making auth'rity. All of th' club's policies h've been laid out by th' club's king, Matthias. But, there's no h'rm in admitting to casually slipping a Bali photo book onto h's desk." Berwald said, straightening his glasses.