More than a fan? ((A.I.))

Kittens.

I've been scrolling trough 'Tumblr' for the longest time,and all I'm seeing are these adorable little kittens EVERYWHERE!!!

They are super duper cute and I want one now.

As I though of myself cuddling with a small kitten in my bed,I thought of something.

I got out of my bed,with a smirk on my face,and headed to the living room. Where Ashton was.

I walked into the living room and pouted, "Ashy."

He looked at me and smiled.

"What's wrong babeeeeeeee!",he said as he opened his arms.

I ran to him and snuggled into his chest on the couch. He wrapped his huge,muscular arms around me and played with my hair.

I looked at him,still pouting. I'm such a little kid.

Oh well.

"What's wrong,baby?" He said as he gave me a big and sloppy forehead kiss.

I secretly melted inside.

I sat up quickly,with Ashton's arms still around me.

"So I was on Tumblr because Iwas bored and I have no life and I kept seeing these adorable and cute little kittens all over the place and they where just so darn cute I mean they had like super cute fur and it even looked soft babe oh and their cute little eyes where the cutest thing ever and I wanted to cuddle with one sooooooo bad babe like you don't even know and now I really really really want one babe please please I'll take care of it and I'll feed it and I'll like buy the kitty litter and clean up the sand with the poop and pee and I promise I'll keep it alive and I'll give it the best life a little kitten can ever have babeeeeeeee." I said quickly with only a few breaths in between,

I pouted once again at Ash and he just giggled.

A different giggle,a giggle I have NEVER heard!

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT ASH!" I screamed as I put my face right in front of his.

He frowned and cocked an eyebrow, "What?"

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE TO FUCKING HAVE A DIFFERENT GIGGLE EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING GIGGLE!" I said as I put my hands in the air.

He giggled again,a different giggle again!

"THERE WE GO AGAIN!" I said as I pointed at him and giggled myself.

He giggled again! But this time it was one that I've heard before.

"FINALLY!" I said as I put my hands in the air once again.

He smiled at me and kissed my forehead again.

Melt. MELT.

"So what do you say about getting a kitten." I said as I tilted my head a little and smiled.

His smile faded.

"Babe," He said as he grabbed my hand.

"Yeah?" I asked,obviously confused.

"I'm allergic," He said as he pouted, "to cats."

"Oh." I said as looked down to the ground.

Oh well.

BUT I REALLY WANTED A FUCKING KITTEN!

"I'M JUST TWISTING YOUR NIPPLES BABE!" he screamed as he burst into a fit of giggles.

I quickly grabbed my boobs and scoffed.

"Ouch,that sounds like it would hurt like a mother trucker."I said as I looked down at my boobs.