The cold feeling in my veins, the bile in my throat, and the sudden urge to vomit out my entrails due to the horrors i had to accept
"Ah, was it all a dream? I sure hope so..." I thought, as my fears and horrors bound to my back turned into a sweet serene calmness easing all burdens of the horrors slammed on my back like a kindergarden teacher in a field trip to a museum
A cold breeze tickled my neck keeping me awake almost dozing off again, trying to recollect whatever just happened in the dream that got me waking up in cold sweat and drenched in my own tears, sweat, and gurgling drool
well...
for starters, I went to sleep because it was a mildly warm day and I was tired of staying awake with no cringe to rant about so I jumped to my bed and slept nice and soundly with my fat boy fat boy big boy yes he is a boy of joy! (you cannot judge me for how i write my cat this is wattpad)
and then i dreamt of being in an NYC apartment; cramped and dirty as stereotyped to death worldwide including by new yorkers themselves however there were no rats other than the kidnappers outside my door who then threw me in willy Wonka's pentagon
when i awoke once more i was in a cyberpunk 2077 scene where they ripped off skyrim to get that meme revenue or something but the only difference someone turned into sonic and the prisoners scattered like the rats from ratatouille and up mount fiji for some reason not long before i physically ejected my spirit out of my mortal body due to my irrational fear of being left out by seeing the advancement humanity has erected before my eyes upon that hill without me knowing anything about it
Finally i awoke parched in a safe haven scifi wild west where switch knife gave me dog milk and i almost died of disgust but was trolleyed down an elevator to underground black mesa where we coincidentally find out we must harbor the news that doom awaits
i could walk by myself by then and asked the towns people to hurry over to the bar, while warning the others i saw someone eat a radioactive lizard before gaining another scale on their body and losing all the blood in my face before moving on to other houses with the knowlage that it is possible to get furry mutations in that world
apparently gacha controled the way life worked around the country at the time and was a dystopian disaster and controlled by Dictator jellobug? god i need to see a therapist if i see concerning big youtube channels as dictators with sadistic intent
and then i woke up in a disney villain laboratory with jacksepticeye from homestuck and boomer with a shirt gun to which i ran out of because i thought they replaced my bones with metal tubes, had a panic attack, shat myself at the horror that is my minecraft dirt block head and woke myself up by taking out the iphone charger on my neck
...well that was weird off to wake up like a normal human fetus at the ripe age of tommyinnit here i G
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Historia Cortaa dream i had where i was in a country ruled by jellobug and other infamous gachatubers whom forced us into poverty and inhuman laws Formerly a oneshot of a dream. Fully expanding it now.
