Gnomeo and I got married in 1987, and our marriage was still new when I found out I was pregnant with my ex Clifford's baby!😱
The pregnancy was very hard on us until I decided to make a big decision...🤔
I decided to switch the baby from my womb to my intestines. I then spent the next week recovering from the ENORMOUS shit I had.
His name was going to be Andrew, but now he lives in the sewer as a poop demon. Gnomeo still doesnt know😳😳😳because almost immediately after I became pregnant with our second child!!😱🥵👼
RIP Andrew, aka "Mistake ala shit", may your shit body be accumulating black mold in the sewer🙏🙇♂️👼
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My pregnancy journey
FanfictionThe story of Gnomeo and I going through love and loss throughout my 14 pregnancies and counting! Some of them are no longer with us, because I shat them out in the toilet and they drowned😭, and Suzie (#7) was such a little shitbag that Gnomeo had n...
