Mckayla was almost 2 years old! While Thomas was a mere six months. Even though his head was full of feet, he couldnt even say one word. Bitch ass.
Mckayla had started talking a lot this bitch straight up never shut the fuck up. God I invested stocks in duck tape after this bitch was born🤩🤩
Although shes like a parrot and repeats whatever she hears she keeps saying "juicy butt martini" god these kids are crazy am I right, mommies? 🤰🤣
Not long after Gnomeo finished playing Football with our son, he was ready for this hot, juicy, meaty, gohnera infested anus. 🥵💩
He decided he wanted me to be his mistress for this session. I was excited but also so scared as I could break that fat glass dick at any second😏💅
Gnomeo was handcuffed to the bed, but as I walked in I saw someone sitting in the corner. It was his ex wife juliet! 🙄😱 I was shocked but she said she was just there to watch. Fucking simp.
I climbed atop of Gnomeo, and let's say it was a wild night that involved many trips to the ER. 😏🤣
After coming back from the 14th trip to the ER, I decided to take a pregnancy test. I FOUND OUT I WAS PREGNANT WITH JULIETS BABY!!!! like juliet was pregnant too so I guess it's also her baby inside of my bowls.
I asked Gnomeo if I should shit this one out like a taco bell burrito but he said to shit juliets baby out because shes a dirty whore. 😣🥵🤔😳
I went to the delivery room on April 19th and pushed out my baby, baby number four Juniper. I then ran to the toilet to shit out baby number 5. Fulgy slut deserved the toilet.
As I held Juniper in my arms I realized I had made a great mistake. This wasnt my baby, it was Juliets! 😱😳 Gnomeo would never forgive me if he found out, so I decided to cope with some nice fucky wucky time. The nurses walked in a couple times but I didnt care, I was gonna get that Chode.
☆RIP Andrew and Tony. Fulgy bitches🙏👼🥺😭♡
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My pregnancy journey
FanficThe story of Gnomeo and I going through love and loss throughout my 14 pregnancies and counting! Some of them are no longer with us, because I shat them out in the toilet and they drowned😭, and Suzie (#7) was such a little shitbag that Gnomeo had n...