headcannon
HI OFM so i'm working on a kuroo oneshot and i probbaly wont finish it today because i literally have no idea wtf i'm doing with it so i'm just gonna dl a drabble lol!! pls i'm sorry i will try to upload it tmr
(update.. nevr did finish writing the kuroo oneshot LOL, i did iwaizumi instead-)
this drabble will be of uhhh karasuno how they r when they they cuddle pls i'm so so hyper rn
i will probably do headcannons when i can't be bothered to do an actual oneshot haha 😞🤚kageyama tobio
-will probably curse at u
-nervous boy
-eventually gets over himself and slowly wraps his arms around u
-not use to any skin contact except when he gets hugs from his mother
-lol sucks to suck
-acts really gay
-someone help him
-forces u to be the small spoon
-i'm tiredt
-he tells u he loves u when he thought u fell asleep
-u surprise him by telling him u love him too
-knocks u out by accident
-oopshinata shoyo
-will literally climb on top of ur tummy and lay there like a starfish
-u slowly fall asleep and he makes u stay away by yelling in ur ear and squeezing ur nipples
-it hurts
-he has an idea
-he forces u put on a shirt a couple sizes bigger than ur size and lay down
-hinata slides inside the shirt with the space that's left
-u guys are sharing. a. shirt
-ur embarrassed cuz u can feel his nipples against ur chest
-"we are never doing this ever again"
-"BUT ITS COMFORTABLE"
-u guys fall asleep and wake up a mess
-limbs tangled and all
-ur mom gets the wrong idea and hits usugawara koushi
-will hold u in his embrace
-cooes at u as if u were some kind of baby
-it annoys u
-u are literally older than him by a couple months
-HE IS THE BABY!
-"koushi please stop touching my cheeks"
-"b-but theyre soft 🥺🥺🥺🥺"
-plays with ur hair as u play minecraft
-jumps when u start yelling when u die bc of a skeleton
-"omfg did that skeleton rlly kill me OMFG"
-sugawara tugs on ur ear after
-"baby put the damn phone down and sleep."
-u pout but listen to him anyways
-u were angry at minecraft anyways
-gives u kisses on ur jaw as u fall asleep
-u awake and he isn't beside u
-"BABEEE WYA"
-u check the kitchen and hes ✨baking✨ for u
-make out sesh after eating the cupcakes
-and then u guys go back to cuddling with full tummiessawamura daichi
-he's uncertain
-has never done this before nor has he been in another relationship with another male
-inexperienced little shit
-he's not sure whether he's the one who's suppose to be the big spoon or-
-"stop standing there like a creep"
-ur excited bc ur the first one he's been with
-that means ✨first male he's cuddled with✨
-although ur not sure he probably has cuddled with suga before
-"a-ah sorry i didnt notice"
-he lies down next to u
-stiff as a rock
-it's starting to annoy u
-ur pull him close to ur chest and wrap ur limbs around him
-u look like a koala hugging a teddybear
-"let's sleep"
-u wake up and he staring at u
-lips centimeters apart
-"just kiss me already"
-"o-okay"
-kisses uazumane asahi
-LOVESS cuddling with u but he is really shy
-but it's expected
-gentle giant head ass
-u lay ur head on his chest while he watches some tv
-hearing his heartbeat is oddly satisfying
-u find urself unconsciously counting the thumps u hear
-counting straight for five minutes
-"326"
-"what?"
-"ur heart has beaten 326 times already"
-he's shocked but honestly he loves u when ur weird and quirky
-"oh.."
-u have an idea
-"come on! count mine"
-u lay down flat and force his head to lay on ur chest
-his face his RED
-why do u have this affect on him 😩
-"o-okay"tanaka ryunosuke
-will jump at the offer
-literally
-jumps on u when ur by the bed
-u both land in the soft covers.. thankfully
-"what the heck ryu"
-obv u will be the small spoon
-the shaved head bitch loves spoiling u so much
-the position ur guys r in is odd
-he's laying against the headboard of ur bed and ur laying between his legs
-u guys are rewatching hxh
-spoilers
-"omg wtf what happened to kite"
-"omfg he's died😞"
-u guys r now watching youtube
-fortnite comps 😫😎
-he leaves u small hickies on ur neck
-no one shall ever see them
-eventually u get tired and lay down
-tanaka pulls u against his chest
-gives u one last kiss before u both slumbernishinoya yuu
-cries
-happy tears
-u guys have been dating for two weeks and u invited him to ur house for a cuddle sesh
-wastes no time to change out of his gym clothing and into a big shirt and basketball shorts
-does a weird pose with a thumbs up
-"i'm ready!"
-as much as he wants to be the big spoon
-he's a midget and can't even see over ur shoulder
-"i don't wanna cuddle if i can't be the big spoon!"
-he's like a baby
-cute baby
-eventually gives in after u begin to fake cry
-u wrap ur arms around his tiny, petite body
-he's pretty muscular but still small
-he decides he will sleep over
-u guys can't go to sleep bc u keep talking abt random shit in the dark
-"do u think tanjiro will ever kill muzan-"
-"no do not speak to me about demon slayer i will cry"
-rip my babyboy the flame pillar
-sad vibes
-u guys go to sleep after crying abt him
-waking up at 8am. late for practice and school
-cam n collin come in here and get y'all juice
-shittsukishima kei
-will act disgusted
-"get away from me."
-he was supposed to help u study but he supposed it was just a trick to get him at ur house
-u bastard
-u force him to hug u
-"this is the last time i will do this"
-he's snarky and an asshole
-not that u mind
-"sleepover? 🥺🥺🥺🥺"
-"hell no."
-eventually he gives into ur puppy dog eyes
-it's pretty cold in ur house for no goddamn reason
-when ur asleep he will wrap his arms around u and hold u close for warmth and comfort
-u wake up first and almost cry tears of joy
-u take pictures of every angle and send them to his phone
-when he wakes up he is f u r i o u s
-tries to strangle u
-fails
-poop i have to poopyamaguchi tadashi
-freckle boy is nervous
-u make his face u so u can try to count his freckles
-u find out it's freckles and acne on his face
-honestly u just find him cuter because of that
-"20 and 21! u have a lot of freckles on ur face babe"
-flushes at the nickname and turns away
-a girl has never flirted with him, never less a boy! -wtf is homie supposed to do
-ur not bothered by the fact his back is facing u
-if anything u think it's a good way to start counting the freckles on his back
-u lift his shirt, just enough to see half of his back and begin counting
-"what are u doing?!"
-quickly moves away from u and covers his face with a big blush
-u coo at how cute he is
-"sorry baby let's just cuddle"
-he eventually calms down and let's u cuddle him
-his blush still remains as he feels ur fingers play with the flesh around his hips
-he falls asleep with small snores coming out of him
-u decide to record him as ur play with his squishy cheeks in his sleep
-when he sees the video he d i e s
-he malfunctions
-rip homeboy 🙏😞omgg sorry
this si literally a crack fic bye