Book 3: Harry Potter male reader insert

Chapter 6: Hippogriff

Hagrid then left to go and grab the creatures. "God this place has gone to the dogs. Look they've got this oaf teaching now. Just wait till my father hears about this" Malfoy complained.

"Shut up Malfoy" Harry spat at him.

"Mouthy can you go one minute without bringing up your daddy. God do you need him to come and cut up your food for you." (Y/n) scrunched up his face and put on a high pitched baby voice.

"Oh father help me father I need you to cut up my food. Oh father I need you to change my diaper. Honestly Mouthy how'd you survive without him?"

"Shut up (Y/n) at least I'm not a traitor" Malfoy spat back. (Y/n) started to reach for his wand but Richie piped up.

"Oh just shut up Draco, everyone here is tired of your bloody voice."

Before things got violent Hagrid returned with a strange bird horse hybrid.

"What is that?" Ron asked him.

"This 'ere is a Hippogriff. 'E's a beaut isn't 'e?"

(Y/n) was the first one at the fence "he is Hagrid he really is." Harry Ron and Hermione followed (Y/n), slightly lack luster.

Hagrid then started to explain about Hippogriffs, but (Y/n) was too distracted by it.

"Right then who wants yer go ferst?" Hagrid asked.

(Y/n) started to move forward but Hermione grabbed his arm and pulled him back. "Hermione!" (Y/n) protested.

"(Y/n) it could be dangerous!" She hissed in his ear still holding his arm.

(Y/n) cursed. Hagrid has already chosen Harry to go first. He stopped fighting Hermione and crossed his arms.

After Harry bowed to the Hippogriff and he bowed back Hagrid quickly picked Harry up, despite his protests and put him on its back.

"Hermione!" (Y/n) whined. "That could've been me!" They watched as the Hippogriff flew Harry around the school and landed back in front of them.

As (Y/n) talked jealously with Harry about the flight when he caught Malfoy walking up to Buckbeak our if the corner of his eye.

"You're not dangerous are you, you great ugly brute." Malfoy patronized Buckbeak. Suddenly he stood up on his hind legs and scratched Malfoy with his claws.

"Ahhh it's killed me!" Malfoy scream.

"Get a brain idiot, you wouldn't be whining if you were dead!" (Y/n) yelled at him.

Hagrid picked up Malfoy and ran towards the castle. "Class dismissed!" They heard him call.

"They won't fire him will they?" Hermione asked nervously, later that night during dinner.

"Course not 'Mione, Dumbledore'll never let that happen." (Y/n) said.

The next day the four of them headed down to potions with Snape.

"God he's really laying it on thick in't he?" Said (Y/n) as they watch Malfoy saunter in with his arm in a sling.

Throughout the lesson (Y/n) could hear him saying things such as "sir I can't because of my arm" "sir my arm" "sir with my injury"

Halfway through the lesson (Y/n) stood up and lobbed a spoon at Malfoy's head.

"Five points from Gryffindor (L/n)"   (Y/n) started to open his mouth "and be grateful it's not more" Snape said in a slow drawl.

"Malfoy really is milking it" Ron commented as they left the class.

"If he keeps this up I'll give him something to whine about" (Y/n) said threateningly.

"Hey where'd Hermione go?" Harry asked them.

"She was just here" (Y/n) said surprised.

"She probably just forgot something" Ron said boredly and they headed towards their first Defense Against the Dark arts lesson.

Once they entered the class room they saw that Hermione was already there. "Bloody hell how'd you get here so quick?" Ron asked.

Hermione just shocked her head and turned to face Lupin.

"Today we will be learning about boggarts. Boggarts are creatures that like to hide in dark spaces, such as a wardrobe or cupboard."

"Harry didn't you grow up in a cupboard, how'd we know you're not a boggart" (Y/n) whispered to him.

"Now then who can tell me what a boggart looks like"

Hermione's hand shot up into the air. "Nobody knows sir, the boggart takes the form of whatever scares you most"

"The evidence is piling up Harry, I mean that face would scare anyone" Harry hit his arm.

"Now then boggarts can be tricky creatures, however there is a simple incantation to deal with them. Now then repeat after me Riddikulus"

"Riddikulus" the class repeated.

"Now then I need a volunteer" almost everyone stuck their hand into the air. "How about you Neville. Come up here if you would. Now then what scares you the most?"

Neville muttered something the others couldn't hear. "Could you speak up please"

"Professor Snape" Neville muttered timidly

"Yes he scares most of us. Now if I remember correctly you live with you grandmother?"

"Yes but I don't What the boggart to turn into her either" Neville said in panic.

After Lupin finished giving Neville instructions he opened the wardrobe, and Professor Snape stepped out of it.

Neville raised his wand and said "Riddikulus!" Suddenly Snape was standing there in an ugly dress complete with a handbag. The class burst into laughter.

"Now then everyone form a line, a boggart can be defeated by laughter" Lupin called to the class.

(Y/n) waited thinking about what his boggart would be, a giant snake most likely. "What if it's Hermione" he thought. "Seeing her petrified had been terrible."

While he was thinking he had made his way to the front of the line, and suddenly he was standing in front of the wardrobe.

Standing in front of (Y/n) was tall man dressed in black robes, with a dark hood covering his face.

The man stood taller than anyone, the top of his hooded head almost reaching the ceiling. The man pulled a wand out from inside his robes, and a bright green light envelope the classroom.

Once the light faded the man let out a booming hollow laugh. There was the light sound of wood hitting wood as (Y/n)'s wand fell from his hand.

He had froze up and was standing staring in horror, his eyes wide and glazed over. Hermione saw that (Y/n)'s hands were shaking violently.

Harry pushed (Y/n) out of the way and raised his wand. Suddenly the man transformed into a dementor, but (Y/n) didn't see this as when Harry had pushed him he turned towards the door and pushed people out of the way and ran out the door.

Hermione saw that there were tears running down his face as he ran past her. Hermione scooped up (Y/n)'s wand and ran after him.