Stultus

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Stultus. 

Stultus had that sort of Neanderthal, retrograde-evolution sort of vibe about him. He very strongly resembled a humanized monkey. I would not put it past him to be hiding a tail in his waistband. 

Stultus had even less than a brick in the way of intellect. He was not a bright bulb. He was, in fact, a dim bulb. 

But he had this amazing hairstyle. All of his hair stood straight up and converged in a single point on the tip of his head. His sleek hair was quite large. While others might find amusement playing games, or watching entertainment, Stultus busied himself with the tidying of his hair. 

His hair was very well-cared for. His hair care standards were almost as famous as the skin care standards of Invalidi. His reading capabilities barely extended to the extent that he could read labels on hair tonics. Barely, but it indeed it did. His hair was his sole passion in life. His one interest. Except for vying for the throne that is. 

Such is the 3rd general of the king's armies. 

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