steak and potatoes | joyjin [HIATUS]

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namjoon

dude pick me up tomorrow

jin

where's ur car?

namjoon

mom's kinda lost it this time
it's the 'nth time i put a scratch on my bugatti
she's pissed

jin

THEN COMMUTE GENIUS

namjoon

u know i fvcking hate transpo

last time i did it some guy grabbed my butt

I'M TRAUMATIZED

jin

i'm picking up joy

sorry priorities first 🤷‍♂️

namjoon

4 PERSONS CAN FIT UR GODDAMN CAR

jin

nah i ain't driving to ur house
it's like hour and a half driving plus the traffic

namjoon

aren't u concern about me??
don't u love me at all dude?!

jin

GAY ASS

namjoon

UNBELIEVABLE

i'm starting to think that u two secretly fvcking each other

jin

don't talk about her like that

everything about us is platonic dude
she's like a sister from another mother

u know what i mean

namjoon

*smh

jin

whats dat suppose to mean

namjoon

the relationship between the two of you

how should i say this

...deep? i guess??

it's like u got urself a pretty little wifey dude

jin

we're together for so long even before you guys came

ur IQ 148 understands that right

namjoon

just notice it, she's the only girl who can tolerate ur sh1ts and stays with u

jin

that's why we're best buddies

friendship stays longer than a relationship 😛

namjoon

so she's single?

jin

correction: no bf since birth

namjoon

is that so 😎

jin

YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER MONSTERPERV

namjoon

what
at least she's safe that she'll end up with one of ur friends

jin

u don't "love" namjoon, you fvck girls

namjoon

oh look who's talking 🤣

jin

EXACTLY

i'm NOT HER TYPE and she's not my type

i'd rather hurt myself before i hurt her

namjoon

so ur a cheesy guy now? yuck

i'm still capable of loving someone u bich

jin

NAH I DON'T THINK SO

i'd rather choose taehyung or hoseok for her

namjoon

u know i'm kidding right? and she's not my type 🤣🤣🤣

r u sure you're not iN lOvE

jin

of course i love her

just not in romantic way

namjoon

i'm tellin' ya

time will come when ur tired of being a womanizer and decides to settle down

you'll gonna marry her someday dude

IM BETTING ON THAT SHITE

jin

IM DONE TALKING TO U NAMJOON

namjoon

oohh he scared 👀

jin

😑🖕

namjoon

HAHAHHAHA 😂🤣