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new direct message from sebastian

5:45 am

sebastian:
good morning boobs

sebastian:
wake up, sleepyhead
√ seen 5:46 am

bobby:
don't tell me what to do

sebastian:
well, excuse me then

bobby:
ok, you're excused

sebastian:
DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT. I WAS TRYING
TO BE CUTE!!!

bobby:
you don't have to try

sebastian:
why? because im naturally cute?

bobby:
no, because even if how many times you try, nothing will change. you still look like a lizard

sebastian:
no, i don't

bobby:
yes, you do

sebastian:
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME GOOD THINGS EVEN IF YOU DON'T MEAN THEM?!

bobby:
i must not tell lies, said umbridge

sebastian:
you're starting to like harry potter, don't you?
√ seen 5:47 am

bobby:
uhm i don't know

sebastian:
then how did you know dolores umbridge?

sebastian:
that btch ??!?!?!

bobby:
i just know

bobby:
im starting to like harry potter

bobby:
because of you | not send

bobby:
because of my brother


sebastian:
yay, another potterhead spotted
√ seen 5:48 am

sebastian:
i'm from gryffindor, how about you?

bobby:
i don't know. i don't think it matters
which house i'd belong to anyway

sebastian:
OFC, IT MATTERS!!

bobby:
i want to be in the same house with you

sebastian:
('д`)

sebastian:
what do you call a small condominium?
√ seen 5:49 am

bobby:
what?

sebastian:
it's a condo-minion

bobby:
you didn't take your medicine again, do you?
√ seen 5:50 am

bobby:
you must see a doctor right now
√ seen 5:51 am

bobby:
you're so corny and cringe. it's getting worse!
√ seen 5:52 am

sebastian:
but admit it, you like it

bobby:
no

bobby:
im going to call doctor john watson right now, dumbass

sebastian:
but i have a serious question

bobby:
what? don't you dare waste my time

sebastian:
do we really dont have a chance with each other?

bobby:
i already told you, junhoe

bobby:
i like you because you are my friend,
a good friend

bobby:
but i cannot go further than that

bobby:
sorry but this is for the better

bobby:
we are soulmates but not lovers

sebastian:
:)))
√ seen 6:00 am

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