The Middle School Teens

Chapter 3: Safety Patrol

Eyrk: Hey Jeremy, maybe you should sign up for safety patrol.
Jeremy: f*ck no! You know how much lame sh*it you go through just so you can boss people around?
Joe: Yeah but It sounds awesome!
Jeremy: Someone remind me why he's in my god-damn story.
Quinn: It was either him or Cody Finch.
Jeremy: No, no, no Joe is fine!
Eyrk: But still you should try out for safety patrol.
Quinn: Yeah!
Joe: Sure why not!?!
Jeremy: FINE! If it will get you people to shut the f*ck up!
Jeremy: You think I can do it?
Quinn: Hell yeah, why not!
Eyrk: Just don't f*ck the interview up.
Jeremy: Don't worry, everything will be fine!
Quinn: Bullsh*t
Eyrk: Bullsh*t
Joe: Bullsh*t
Jeremy: I know you guys think I'm gonna screw it up but I promise that won't happen!
Quinn: And what makes this time different from the rest.
Jeremy: What rest!?!
Eyrk: Jeremy, 2 weeks ago you set Mr. Dale's desk on fire because you got a warning.
Jeremy: I guess that explains the restraining order.
Speaker: Jeremy Lewis to Mr. Shetler's office.
Jeremy: Awww son of a bitch.
Joe: What the hell happened now?
Jeremy: Oh he's probably still mad about me pouring lemon juice in his eyes.