Joe: You guys, I've got great news!
Eyrk: Joe, gonorrhea isn't a good thing.
Joe: Shut up fag.
Joe: Anyway, the principle just opened up the new school strip club!
Jeremy: That's awesome! Who's up for lap dances, it's on me!
Quinn, Joe, Eyrk: YEAH!!!
Mr. Dale: Not so fast!
Jeremy: What...what was that, not so fast?
Mr. Dale: I was just trying to make a good entrance.
Quinn: Please, don't ever do that again!
Jeremy: Now if you don't mind you fat-f*ck, we are going to see some tits!
Eyrk: YEAH TITS!
Mr. Dale: You guys ain't getting pussy today!
Joe: Why the hell not!
Mr. Dale: One, its only for adults, Two, Jeremy called me a fat-f*ck.
Jeremy: Man, this some ol bullsh*t!
Eyrk: You can't do that, I'm already stiff!
Quinn: From what?
Eyrk: Well it's ummm.... Well, the point is that you can't just advertise a strip club, and not allow people in it!
Mr. Dale: Why not?
Jeremy: IF YOU DON'T LET US IN THT F*CKING STRIP CLUB, I SWEAR TO F*CKING GOD, I WILL SHOVE ALL YOUR F*CKING TWINKIES DOWN YOUR MOTHER F*CKING THROAT AND BREAK YOUR F*CKING NECK, IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE F*CKING SCHOOL!!!!!!
Mr. Dale: (no comment)
Mr. Dale: I'll make you guys a deal, if you all pass next weeks science test with a 90% or above, I'll give you all full clearance into the strip club.
Jeremy: Sounds fair.
Eyrk: Alright.
Quinn: If that's what it takes.
Joe: I'm so f*cked.
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The Middle School Teens
Humor4 crazy teens Jeremy , Quinlan, Eyrk, Joe are looking for adventure In Ada Cosgrove Middle School.
