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Joseph Joestar (fluff)

Ok, important note here, in this you are Joseph's best friend. I love this goofball. Hope ya'll enjoy! Didn't edit this one soooooo don't kill me.....

"(Y/N) STOP TALKING TO MY MOM AND HANGOUT WITH ME" Joseph whined as he pulled (Y/n)'s arm. (Y/n) chuckled and apologized to Lisa Lisa for having to leave her. Joseph picked the girl up and ran to his bedroom.

He threw her onto his bed and started to tickle her like his life depended on it. "O-oi Jojo s-stop!" (Y/n) begged in between giggles. Joseph stopped and wrapped his arms around (Y/n)'s body. He happily sighed and got comfortable. "Are you planning on taking a nap?" (Y/n) asked as she tried to pry his arms off her body.

"No, I just wanna soak in the beauty next to me" he replied in a flirtatious tone. (Y/n) chuckled and wiggled out of his grip. Joseph whined and sat up next to her "wanna prank caesar" he asked. (Y/n) nodded and started to discuss plans to embarrass Caesar.

After a lot of planning, they set up a full proof plan. (Y/n) ran over to Caesar's room and knocked on his door. Caesar answered and spoke "Ah (Y/n)! Is there anything you need?" (Y/n) faked a serious look and put her arm on Caesar's shoulder. "Caesar...we need to talk, you might wanna sit down for this" she said in a convincingly serious tone.

Caesar nodded and let her enter his room. Caesar pulled out a chair for (Y/n) and sat down on the one next to hers. "Caesar.....have you had any one night stands lately?" (Y/n) asked. Caesar thought for a moment and replied "I have" (Y/n) bit her lip, trying to stop her self from laughing "Caesar, you got a girl pregnant" (Y/n) said.

Caesar gasped "what??? There's no way! I always make sure to pull-" (Y/n) put a hand over his mouth and whispered "TMI Caesar" Caesar tried to process what was going on. (Y/n) slowly walked over to the other side of his room and grabbed one of his bandana's. She slipped it into her pocket and went back to Caesar.

"She is outside and wants to see you....do you want me to take you to her?" (Y/n) asked calmly. Caesar looked to her and nodded. (Y/n) snickered to herself and led him to the front door. (Y/n) opened the door and told Caesar "wait here"

(Y/n) stepped outside and shut the door behind her. "You look great!" (Y/n) said excitedly. Joseph chuckled and stuck his hand out. (Y/n) handed him the bandana she stole from Caesar's room and watched as he shoved it under his dress.

"You may only call me tequila Joseph!" Joseph yelled as he smoothed the bottom of his dress. (Y/n) chuckled and went to go get Caesar. When (Y/n) came back, Caesar clasped his hands together and was about to recite a speech he made up in his head.

He looked over to the 'woman' he thought was bearing his child and let out a large gasp. "Ohhhh Caesarrrrrrrr, I'm soooooo glad to be having your child!" Joseph remarked in a cheery and high-pitched tone.

Caesar stood there in shock. "Caesarrrr whats wrong?? Am I not good enough for you??? You weren't saying that a couple weeks ago! You even gave me your bandana!" Joseph cried, sounding offended.

Joseph stuck his hand under his skirt and pulled out his bandana. "Heres the proof babe" Joseph said as he threw the bandana towards him. Caesar threw the bandana to the ground and started to yell "JOESTAR WAS THIS YOUR DAMN IDEA! HOW DARE YOU!-" Caesar was cut off by Joseph ratting (Y/n) out "actually it was (Y/n)'s idea" he spoke.

(Y/n)'s eyes widened. She gave Joseph a look that said 'I'm gonna get you back for this' and started to run away. Caesar started to chase her around and in the end (Y/n) had to jump in the ocean to avoid being caught.

Later in the day, (Y/n) decided to get Joseph back. After a lot of brainstorming, she came up with a master plan.

"SUZIIIIII WHERE IS YOUR BLUSH" (Y/n) yelled as she knocked on Suzi's door. Suzi opened the door and let her inside. She handed her a small package of blush and asked "why do you need it?"