My Wakfu Shit Book

Pick up lines with Pinpin and Eva

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Pinpin: EVA FEEL MY CHEST!

Eva: *puts a hand to his chest* What?

Pinpin: You know what this is made of?

Eva: Hm

Pinpin: Husband material

Eva: Uhm. No that's your flesh...

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Eva: *is tempted to hold Pinpin's hand*

Pinpin: Y'know, I'd hold your had Evangelyne, but I can't touch the master pieces!

Eva: I-uh-w u t-

Eva was as red as a tomato for the remainder of the hike.

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Pinpin: Hey! Hey Evangelyne!

Eva: Oh no..

Pinpin: Its cold..can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Eva: *blushing* That...that was sly..

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*The brotherhood at the beach*

Pinpin: Eva are you sunburned or are you always this hot?

Eva: *is actually sunburnt* I'd slap you but it hurts to move.

Amalia: *laughing her ass off*

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Pinpin: *half awake* Is the sun coming up or are you just lighting up my world..

Eva: Pinpin its 11 AM.

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Pinpin: Can I tie your shoes? I dont want you falling for anyone else..

Eva: Babe as smooth as that was, none of us wear shoe laces.

Pinpin: ...damn

Eva: But I love you

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Eva: *is talking to Yugo*

Pinpin: Sorry were you talkin to me?

Eva: What? No I was-

Pinpin: Then please start.

Yugo: ...smooth Pinpin smooth...

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Eva: Pinpin! Do you have a bandaid? I think I scraped my knee falling for you..

Pinpin: EVA YOURE BLEEDING

Eva: ...yea that's true.

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Pinpin: Let's be nothing!

Eva: *about to cry* w-what?

Pinpin: Cause nothing last forever!!

Eva: *sobbing*

Pinpin: waIT NO-

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Here you go wak-losers
(I'm kidding I love you all)