~These are things my friends have said!~
Max: “I need the firemen to put me out,”
*winks*
“Of this misery.”
Neil: "During dinner my father had one of his worst ideas to date! This happens frequently,"
Nikki: "Do you think that we could live off platypuses? Hear me out guys, they make both eggs AND milk."
Preston: “Some people say the Michael Jackson life is a life you can’t afford. I say, it’s the life you choose.”
Harrison [to Nerris]:
"I'll fight you... but mentally. Because I'm lazy."
Nerris: *grabs Harrison’s hand*
"Pokemon battle! You're my pokemon."
Dolph: I will start screaming in German if you don't back the fuck up!
Ered [singing to herself]:
I wanna be Gucci... I'm already Gucci
Space Kid: I went over there for a rubber and came back with the date and time of my death!
Nurf: Abracadabra I can make your hand bleed!
*stabs Harrison in the hand with a stick*
Cameron: The only art that I'm good at is lying.
Quartermaster: That doesn’t even look like a lung! It looks like lasagne!
David: Max, language, please. Shrek is not the ‘b word’, Shrek is a b-eautiful ogre!
Gwen: *Kids talking about drinking in the camp toilets*
Personally, if I were going to drink wine at camp, it wouldn’t be in there. The ambiance is TERRIBLE.
Daniel: Remember how I said quiet cult chanting guys?
Jen: She’s a hoe, but like, one of the ones you want to leave in your back garden to rust...
