Introduction & Izuru Kamukura

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Author: SUP BITCHES ITS ME

Aiko: Keep your voice down

Ryoba: That's never gonna happen

Author: Since some of you might not have read the book we debuted in we're gonna introduce ourselves! I'm Author Sakka the first idiot from the multiverse

Ryoba: I'm Ryoba Nise, Author's friend who thinks she's stopping Author's bullshit but ends up causing even more bullshit

Aiko: I'm Aiko Rin, I stop Author and Ryoba's bullshit

Author: Pretty much

Ryoba: BUT YOU CANT STOP US NOW SINCE WE NEED TO TALK TO THE FOURTH WALL!

Aiko: Well you'll still cause bullshit knowing you two

Author: What happened to the whole censor thing?

Aiko: That's for beginning nervous people. People learn swear words now as early as 1st grade and besides its quarantine no one gives a fuck.

Ryoba: Since we finished the bnha one the real Author-chan put us here

Author: And since we're lazy fucks for now we'll just introduce the Dr2 cast until asked questions for Dr1 cast

Aiko: Please remember we don't know anything on the third game yet so please don't spoil. Also before that

Ryoba: CHECK OUT Monokuma12369  CAUSE THIS SHIT WAS THEIR IDEA WE JUST LIKED IT AND WAS GIVEN PERMISSION TO DO IT AS WELL.

Author: IF YOURE SEEING THIS RIGHT NOW HELLO

Aiko: Why did we already start it?

Author: What do you mean?

Aiko: We got no questions or dares

Author and Ryoba: .......

Ryoba: F u c k

Author: I actually feel like we should start toning down the swears

Ryoba: Say that to Fuyuhiko

Author: Fair fair

Aiko: *sighs and summons the Dr2 cast*

(Fuyuhiko just recovered and this is before despair disease and Nekomaru's injury)

Hajime: Where are we!?!

Kazuichi: No more surprises please!

Author: Relax!

Fuyuhiko: Peko!?!

Peko: Young Master! Thank goodness you're okay!

Hiyoko: MAHIRU!

Mahiru: I-I'm Alive!?

Imposter: What happened!?!

Teruteru: B-Byakuya!

Ryoba: Alright everyone shut the hell up now and listen up!

Author: *explains wtf is going on because why the hell should I waste what little energy I have in quarantine on shit the readers already know*

Chiaki: So we have to answer questions and do dares that you and others request?

Aiko: Essentially

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