Killer: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?
Horror: You shoot me in the leg and when it heals, we buy a huge mansion.
Killer: And then you shoot me in the leg and make it twenty million.
Horror: Good thinking. Frick the system.
Nightmare: Can you two exist in the same environment without doing anything crazy?
Killer and Horror: Nope.
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HumorI'm writing whatever comes to my brain. Listen, I don't swear so I won't put any bad words in this. If it really needs a bad word for perfection then I'm using Fresh censors like "what the funk" and "bullshoes." Also quick warning- This contains a l...