Blueberry: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?
Killer: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Dream: Tackle him.
Ink: Dump him.
Horror: Kick him in the shin.
Dust: NO. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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HumorI'm writing whatever comes to my brain. Listen, I don't swear so I won't put any bad words in this. If it really needs a bad word for perfection then I'm using Fresh censors like "what the funk" and "bullshoes." Also quick warning- This contains a l...