Jim Carrey +

RoadTrip

Requested by @the_lonely_rasian

Thanks for the idea lovely!

Lloyd Christmas~

Is this really the man I had to track down, I might as well have been following a map these guys we're so stupid!

But anyway I sucked it up and stood over the 'broken down' car waiting for their ridiculous van to come riding over the hill and just as expected it did, the furry car came to a standstill and I looked inside putting on a smile and asking for a lift.

"Hey fellas, you mind giving me a ride? my car is bust"

The men looked at me with blank expressions until the one closest to me spoke.

"We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one."

I stood there in confusion was I getting the lift or not?

"Saddle up partner"

the man smiled and gestured for me to hop on in which was awkward in itself as my body brushed up against him as I climbed in and sat down next to them both, the van had an unpleasant smell and the seats were moist? I knew this had to be done but it's going to be way too easy so until then I will just wait it out.

"How about we turn the radio on?"

There was a silence

"Radio? whats a radio?" Lloyd laughed awkwardly 

Was he serious does he no-

"MOCK!"

"YEAH"

"ING!"

"YEAH"

"BIRD!"

"YEAH"

Both of them started to sing if that's what you'd call it. their irritation voices bellowed but slowly after another stop of picking up another family their humor started to rub off on me as we continued along the road and even though the sky was getting dark we didn't stop driving, dropping the family off I suggested spit stop for rest so maybe I could get home as soon as possible.

"Hey should we stop off there for the night?"

I pointed towards a motel and Lloyd and Harry nodded turning in and after about 45 minutes of frustration on how to book a room we finally settled down the room was red and- oh my god.

"This is a fucking love hotel!"

I shouted while Lloyd and Harry were already jumping on the beds and eating any snacks left out on the sides so I took this time to arrange myself in the bathroom taking my bag and placed it on the side and taking out a 1911 pistol unwrapping the cloth it was surrounded by I'd have to get out of here and quickly after I kill them so I stole the keys that lay in my pocket.

"Hey Y/N what's taking so long me and Harry wanna wash up!"

Lloyds voice called from the other side of the door but even though I swore I locked that damn door and Lloyd burst in with a towel over his shoulder, I scrambled my weapon back together dropping it all onto the floor, I cussed and stuffed it into the bad while Lloyd stared at me and attempted to help me but in my fit of rage I lashed out at him.

"Oh my god! Just get the fuck off my stuff and go be dumb somewhere else!"

I shouted finally closing my bag, we both stood looking at each other I felt terrible but I also just wanted to run away so I barged past Lloyd budging his shoulder as hard as I could leaving the hotel room and down to the parking lot where I sat in the back of the van smoking and looking up at the night sky taking a deep breath and opened my phone to see 7 missed calls and at least 50 messages.

-Y//N why aren't they dead yet?!

-Y//N I swear to god I'll kill them myself if you don't do it soon

- Then I'll kill you!

-Watch your back kid, you had one job

- You have 12 hours

-You better read these Y//N

- I knew you were a pussy

I couldn't contain my anger I threw my phone smashing it into pieces and screaming at the top of my lungs I knew nobody would care as we were in a run-down love hotel in the middle of nowhere but once I sat back down I felt the van move slightly as someone sat next to me.

"Hey..."

It was Lloyd, without opening my eyes I could see the ridiculous look on his face as he looked at me laying on the floor or the van covering my face with my hands as a few tears made their way down my cheek. I could kill him right here, right now but something inside me was pulling me back from doing so.

Every bone in my body pulled me up and looked at Lloyd he smiled and put his arms out to give me a hug, I was hesitant but I gave in, I wrapped my arms around him and started to sob I wasn't happy doing what I did and both of these boys reminded me what it was like to have fun and not be under control all the time.

"Thank you Lloyd" 

I said softly into his ear to which he started to talk to me about how he didn't need to be thanked but he appreciated it and I didn't need to hear it, I pulled away from his shoulder and placed my lips softly on his which must have caught him off guard, his face was red and his eyes stared at me as I caressed his cheek.

The kiss lasted a while and everything seemed to stay still for a while and at that moment I forgot all the pain I had ever felt.

A//N HeyO sorry for that short ending im absolutely dying and need to write some other chapters and start my new story but i hope you all enjoy this lil fic of my baby Lloyd